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Discussion in 'The Alley' started by zyclon B gas, Jul 20, 2011.

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  1. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    Have a question about a situation you're dealing with?

    Wondering the meaning of life?

    Pondering something deeply?

    Post it in here and I will respond with my best advice.
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  2. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    if you're driving on a three lane freeway, and youre in the first lane and someone else is in the third. youre going the same exactly speed so theres really no way to see their signals, and you both change lanes and hit eachother, whos at fault?
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  3. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    you both are idiots for not turning your heads to make sure nobody is in your blind spot.


    if you are both in neckbraces, therefore making it impossible to rotate your head, then allah is at fault, because christian god can't be wrong.
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  4. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    interesting. also, why do car insurance companies give discounts to females and good students? isnt it common knowledge females and asians cant drive?
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  5. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    ah, good question. 2 part answer here.

    students only get discounts if they have a b average or higher because if they are responsible enough to keep a high GPA, they are more likely to make more responsible decisions and therefore will be more cautious and better drivers.

    women have lower insurance because they are on their father's or husband's insurance to start, so when they crash 50 times, it only shows up as their father/husband being the owner and therefore the man is charged for the accidents, and the women benefit.

    also, men are more likely to die while driving because we're awesome. women just hit a million fuckin things like people's feet, sideview mirrors, animals, children, bicycles, curbs, parked vehicles, stationary objects, and any fuckin thing in the world - they just don't die as often.

    somehow that translates to lower insurance.

    joe - 0 accidents
    joe's sister - 100 accidents

    who has lower insurance?

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  6. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    Not too sure... Random advice tbh?
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  7. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    don't eat plutonium
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  8. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    I'll keep that in mind.. Thanks
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  9. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    give me some advice
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  10. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    I'll also need more advice imo
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  11. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    throw out the "do not pass go" cards in your monopoly game, they make no sense, since if you can never pass go after you pull that card, you must stop playing.
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  12. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    there is no greater high than a cheerful hello.
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  13. Tacky Jones

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    or jus fix it so the person im playing with gets it
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  14. BPtheDon

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    Mind blown tbh
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  15. zyclon B gas

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    there is nothing to get. the card says you cannot pass go. therefore you cannot move any further than the space before go - which happens to be park place or boardwalk. if your friend owns either of those, then you're paying rent until you go broke.

    monopoly is flawed.
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  16. h.wood

    h.wood IMAGINATION SUPER STAR

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    :funny: Ohhh No!! its because I'm a girl !?. My poor husband - All this time I've been blaming him because I had to get rid of MY fantastic little car and start driving his big ugly disgusting suv. Ive hit everything on your list almost except for feet. For alwhile I thought there was a massive small animal plague (like a mad cow disease) that was causing them to be sucidal. - I scraped the whole side of the car against the side mirror of a cop car and have backed into another car in the parking garage. I have perfect eye sight so I've big blaming it on the size of the car. Oh well , I guess if T f- it up enough there will be no choice but to get a new one.
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  17. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    you must drive like you spell.
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  18. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    MLM, e-commerce, or stocks?
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  19. BeEgEe

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    can't seem to buy nice clothes, always buy plain shit. whats my deal?
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    Apple.

    When the iphone 5 and ipad 3 come out, it's a wrap
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