zales commercials

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by double ML, Dec 2, 2007.

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  1. double ML

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    i fuckin' hate these commercials- and they definitely ramp 'em up for the x-mas season

    a diamond ain't nothin' but a rock with a name


    and this shit got all these worthless bitches out there thinkin' they worth stones with hefty price tags:getyou:
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  2. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    sounds like something diddles would say off the cuff.

    single then?
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  3. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Would you rather they say "A potato peeler is forever"? Because it isn't.
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  4. double ML

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    ^^never again in your worthless life say some dumb shit like that again.


    diddles isn't smart enough to think like i do.


    and lmao@you trickin' for bitches[funny]
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  5. King Niche

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    it reminded me exactly of what diddles would say, even the word order.

    my beau is worthy of a stone yea
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  6. Superman70

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    it's more than a rock with a name. It's worth more.

    But more importantly, it's symbolic.
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  7. double ML

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    queen niche- you must be one braindead retard to think that diddles would say anything remotely close to any of the gems of knowledge that i drop constantly


    and your bitch isn't even worthy of a money shot to the face:spew:
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  8. double ML

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    if it's symbols you want, buy a bitch somethin' less expensive

    like a bucket of KFC
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  9. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    picking up on what superman70 says, you cannot even see past the materialism of a stone for the symbolism it represents so "gems of knowledge" is reaching a bit. your word structure and thought process is diddledosian

    what a dumb arse, a broke one at that. gonna propose to his girl with an onion ring
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  10. double ML

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    your bloodline is "diddledosian"


    and you're unemployed.

    i make much more than you.


    lmao@you spendin' all your money on a bitch that cheats on you anyway[funny]
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  11. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    you were owned at diddledosian. retire.


    I make £51k per annum, thats $101k a year. if you got me covered then you are right about the latter part
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  12. double ML

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    ^^it is impossible to own double.

    after that faux pas, suicide is your only option.
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  13. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    I take it I earn more than you in that case
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  14. double ML

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    your $10,000 doesn't cut it.

    i know you added that extra 1 by accident.

    i don't care about money anyways

    doesn't matter if i make more or less than you- i'm still better.
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  15. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    I just told you I earn $101, 000 a year. Now you are not even on par with diddles, you are looking much less of a man.
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  16. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    yet you made an issue about how you earn more? you are looking incredibly thick at this point. well done, i dot even have to try. you make yourself look just as stupid by yourself.

    now this is two steps below a diddledosian retort. The fact that you can post such weak chaff and think you can actually run with it is quite astounding
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  17. double ML

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    queen niche got sonned by the truth[funny]


    you're on par with diddles

    i am the next step in evolution

    double ALWAYS looks smart

    i am your god


    dont' force me to retire your name
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  18. Ignorant

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    'A diamond ain't nothing but a rock wit a name/ and love ain't nothing but emotion and game.'

    Who said that?

    I wanna say Mos Def or Talib Kweli... but I'm not sure.

    Y'all not hip on your rap game.
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  19. King Niche

    King Niche I'll start back @1

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    when trying to save face goes absolutely wrong.

    the dictionary doesn't lie:

    Main Entry: double-talk
    Part of Speech: noun
    Definition: nonsense
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  20. Superman70

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    A dollar ain't nothing but a piece of green paper.

    Shit has mad symbolism, though.
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