Yuppies catch a beatdown; greatest Philly story ever

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  1. Ciber

    Ciber Liberating Porn

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    To give some background, yuppies have been gentrifying my neighborhood for about 5 years now. It's all hipsters and gay artists and people from the suburbs coming into our neighborhood.

    Some asshole buys out an old corner bar and turns it into a classy hipster/yuppie/artist bar. He tells the neighborhood guys that he doesn't want them in the bar anymore, and says he'll call the police if they come in.

    Word gets around the neighborhood. A few days later, the yuppie asshole who kicked out the neighborhood guys locks up the bar at the end of the night, and as he's walking to his car, a bunch of Irish guys beat his ass with baseball bats.

    Fight the power

    edit: I can't give any links for this because the yuppie asshole was either too shook up (or too smart) to go to the police. If he did, there hasn't been anything in the papers about it.
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  2. IssphitiKOzS

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    That's gay, he bought the bar, he can do what he wants with it

    poor irish retards with no where to get drunk anymore, maybe they should take up meditation
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i fuckin hate scenesters and hipsters

    they all look like weezer/goth/emo fags....

    i used to know a scenester at my old work, and his name was "Danger" and im not fuckin jokin, that was his real name. He dressed like a faggy artist/hipster/french dude and all the chicks liked him for some stupid ass reason....

    im pretty sure he was a knob goblin
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  4. Ciber

    Ciber Liberating Porn

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    Oh, us poor Irish retards have plenty of places to get drunk, bro. But those retards kept that bar afloat for years, and if it weren't for them pounding canned beer and drinking cheap shots of shitty whiskey, that place woulda been condemned ten years ago.
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  5. IssphitiKOzS

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    instead they kept a broken down shit hole open for 10 years longer than it needed to be, and now it's gone... whoever ran it could've sold it long ago and moved to a more profitable area, but noooo .. they sttayed here and relied on a handful of drunks to keep them open


    [/devils advocate]
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  6. Ciber

    Ciber Liberating Porn

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    ^^^ Aw man dude, don't tell me you're a hipster :eek:
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  7. IssphitiKOzS

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    what's a hipster?

    and I'm just arguing the opposite view point, I actually agree with you, I just like arguing... we could switch view points if you want, I'll argue your side.
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    you need a dank dungeon-like feel to the atmosphere so the women who come there become so fucking depressed they'll take on anything with a dick just to make themselves feel better. it's just good business.
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    We have the right to refuse service
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