You're doing it wrong.

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    I frown upon hearing male "macho" talk about how bad some of their women are horrible in bed. A woman is exactly as good in bed as the guy is.

    Humor me.

    Every woman is a good violin. Not every violin is beautiful, but who says that the violin has to be beautiful in order to being able to offer a magic sound?

    Of course it's good if the violin is able to transform from an instrument into a musician, however it's not a condition.

    Allotted incoherence.
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  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    ^^she is terrible in bed

    also i think if the guy and girl or 'not in sync', that's when the 'horrible in bed' words get thrown
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  3. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I think often when a guy says his woman is horrible in bed, he means that she is not adventurous or won't 'do' certain things or try certain positions. A guy gets bored with the old 'missionary' position and just wants variety and excitement.
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  4. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    pretty much. it's boring when i'm doing all the work all the time and it's just missionary and doggy and there's no....feeling. plus when you do doggy and get that wiff of ass, it's a turn off.

    anyway, move around, moan a bit, pinch your nipples. do something!
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  5. Look im Gangsta

    Look im Gangsta New Member

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    Nothing to do with macho males.

    A lot of women are shit in bed. Its laughable that menn are suposed tp know what individual women want.
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  6. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I got that covered....AND some, lol
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  7. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    good topic Galatea.

    First off, I side with zyclon and Ratiko, bitches that give me shit when I ask them to "flip over" or "raise that leg up" or "open that bootyhole for me", things she's suppose to do when fucking, I HATE THOSE BITCHES.


    If I wanna do a 69, bitch get to it.
    If I wanna lick your asshole, open it up hoe
    If I wanna get my balls licked , bitch lick it.
    If I wanna reem that dookie lane, spread that hole. shit happens.
    If I wanna bust a nut in that pussy...Are your tubes tied first?...lol

    point is, Females want Mozart but playing a fuckin' fiddle in the bed can kick rocks.

    which is also why I only fuck with grown women 3-5 years older than in most casessince I was 17. because I want a bitch that's an expert in bed, not a novice.
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  8. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Chauvinist much?
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  9. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    i can make a girl cum in less than 10-15 minutes with my tongue alone.....

    if i can perfect my craft than she should be able to do some tricks as well. its not the mans fault if a chick wants to be lazy and selfish. do your homework
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  10. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    That would make them what, 68-70? Sure as shit gonna have some experience behind them then, lol
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  11. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    oooh low blow....low blow..wanna try that again while I take a shit?
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  12. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    you know damn well in bed, you females like to succumb to a dominant dick raining down on you...I hear yall like that shit when a guy knows every spot to hit and every spot to lick and you ain't gotta tell him shit..just moan your way to climax..

    oh my bad, you've never been fucked like that...oh well. due time I hope.
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  13. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    You know when you've been beat, Alias, stop with the bullshit.
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  14. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    this is yOU..your non-adventerous ass..lol
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  15. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Unlike you, I'm not a legend in my own mind.
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  16. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    but usually when people have an opinion like that, they are projecting themselves. that's why I said it.

    get them heels on it's time for work..
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  17. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Alias, this is a great thread for you. You do everything wrong.
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  18. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    your thong is on wrong.
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  19. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    OoOoOoooo...great come back, lol.
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