You know you watch too much GrindTime when...

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  1. Elaquent

    Elaquent Gill Breathing

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    ROTFLMAO!! bodybag hahahahaha oh wow

    these 3 killed me, wow
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  2. Elaquent

    Elaquent Gill Breathing

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    you know you watch too much GT when...

    - you're trying to have a serious heart to heart with your son/daughter, and you start the conversation, "it aint cool to disrespect your pops...its daaaad! remember when ______"

    - you're having an argument with something over something trivial...to prove your point, without even checking the net, you tell the person, "youtube ____________, 4 minutes and 56 seconds)

    - you challenge your teammates before a class presentation not to sweat like a retard or lose their breath every three....sentences....watch him...

    - you go to the zoo, and subconsciously, you feel uneasy about any log you see, since theres a high probability it could be an alligator

    - you finish reading a very engaging novel, and upon completing, your first response is WOOOOO......how does (author) write this stuff?

    - you give your kids a peptalk during their houseleague basketball game like, "come on son....you can perservere!!"...and if he throws a fit about a bad call...you tell him "you acting like a lil bitch right now.."
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  3. Elaquent

    Elaquent Gill Breathing

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    you spazz and tell your friend ur having an argument with that your tired of his bitchass, non rhyming conversational rebuttals.
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  4. reznick

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    Your dealer asks, "How Much?"


    And you reply.... "GIMME A GRAM!" [​IMG]
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  5. swolfdab.

    swolfdab. 831's Finest.

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    - you start roofing your own drugs, just for fun.

    - you start yelling "haaaaaaaaaaaaaannn" to get children to laugh.

    - you sit down at the olive garden and hope that the waiter/waitress serving you moves like a fucking raptor.

    - you randomly go up to a pair of people on the street, with a nonchalant approach, point to them, and say "are you fucking kidding? your a fucking imbecile... both of you."
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  6. Elaquent

    Elaquent Gill Breathing

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    - youve never been in a scrap in your life, but still, ur completely confident u'd whoop someone (who uve never met)'s ass in a fight
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    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    floored
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  8. Eurgh

    Eurgh New Member

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    embarassingly true.

    and as of last night:
    When someone mentions guacamole you hear Dumb says "look at his clothes he's got guacamole on his jeans"
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  9. jazegtnyvp

    jazegtnyvp V.I.P. (BeastCoast NY)

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    This!
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  10. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    I'm still very concerned.
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  11. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    if you think of a pack of hotdogs when you look at the back of a fat persons neck
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  12. P H A X

    P H A X @Legend805

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    When you argue with your relatives on some "I know were family but brooo...stoop" shit.

    When someone shoves you, you bicycle kick them in the face.

    You try to battle anybody in the same room.

    When you break your bong and scream "FUUUCK I FUUCKEED THE FUCK UP!"

    When you run up on your least attractive friend like "Jesus Christ, you are fucking Ugly. No seriously, Jesus Christ, you are fucking Ugly!"

    When you say some rude shit to your girl and then give her the D Lor face.

    When you put everything you say into rhyme form.


    When you open AND post in threads like this. Tsk tsk tsk.
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  13. Freshcoast86

    Freshcoast86 Rap or chill

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    When u battle your dog.
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  14. Pride.

    Pride. yours truly.

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    this thread is golden.

    i say "MAKE A CARTOON OUTTA THIS SHIT" way more often than i should to people who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
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  15. ZILLA 07

    ZILLA 07 Strictly Business

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    Asking how much
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  16. Pride.

    Pride. yours truly.

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    you're a faggot.

    i will beat the fucking shit out of you.
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  17. Pride.

    Pride. yours truly.

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  18. Swaggatron

    Swaggatron Fuck AutotuneBots

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    When you think of Okwerdz everytime you see peanutbutter,.. especially the one's with no nutts
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  19. K-neticz

    K-neticz K.O.

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    maybe the most important one... heh
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  20. Dramzman

    Dramzman WOOOOO

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    -When you fill in a tax form with your name, age and address on it then you add more columns with Weaknesses and your Myspace under it.
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