Discussion in 'Bodybag!: The BVA Hall of Shame' started by GoopNasty, Feb 11, 2010.
ROTFLMAO!! bodybag hahahahaha oh wow
these 3 killed me, wow
you know you watch too much GT when...
- you're trying to have a serious heart to heart with your son/daughter, and you start the conversation, "it aint cool to disrespect your pops...its daaaad! remember when ______"
- you're having an argument with something over something trivial...to prove your point, without even checking the net, you tell the person, "youtube ____________, 4 minutes and 56 seconds)
- you challenge your teammates before a class presentation not to sweat like a retard or lose their breath every three....sentences....watch him...
- you go to the zoo, and subconsciously, you feel uneasy about any log you see, since theres a high probability it could be an alligator
- you finish reading a very engaging novel, and upon completing, your first response is WOOOOO......how does (author) write this stuff?
- you give your kids a peptalk during their houseleague basketball game like, "come on son....you can perservere!!"...and if he throws a fit about a bad call...you tell him "you acting like a lil bitch right now.."
you spazz and tell your friend ur having an argument with that your tired of his bitchass, non rhyming conversational rebuttals.
Your dealer asks, "How Much?"
And you reply.... "GIMME A GRAM!"
- you start roofing your own drugs, just for fun.
- you start yelling "haaaaaaaaaaaaaannn" to get children to laugh.
- you sit down at the olive garden and hope that the waiter/waitress serving you moves like a fucking raptor.
- you randomly go up to a pair of people on the street, with a nonchalant approach, point to them, and say "are you fucking kidding? your a fucking imbecile... both of you."
- youve never been in a scrap in your life, but still, ur completely confident u'd whoop someone (who uve never met)'s ass in a fight
and as of last night:
When someone mentions guacamole you hear Dumb says "look at his clothes he's got guacamole on his jeans"
I'm still very concerned.
if you think of a pack of hotdogs when you look at the back of a fat persons neck
When you argue with your relatives on some "I know were family but brooo...stoop" shit.
When someone shoves you, you bicycle kick them in the face.
You try to battle anybody in the same room.
When you break your bong and scream "FUUUCK I FUUCKEED THE FUCK UP!"
When you run up on your least attractive friend like "Jesus Christ, you are fucking Ugly. No seriously, Jesus Christ, you are fucking Ugly!"
When you say some rude shit to your girl and then give her the D Lor face.
When you put everything you say into rhyme form.
When you open AND post in threads like this. Tsk tsk tsk.
When u battle your dog.
this thread is golden.
i say "MAKE A CARTOON OUTTA THIS SHIT" way more often than i should to people who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
Asking how much
you're a faggot.
i will beat the fucking shit out of you.
When you think of Okwerdz everytime you see peanutbutter,.. especially the one's with no nutts
maybe the most important one... heh
-When you fill in a tax form with your name, age and address on it then you add more columns with Weaknesses and your Myspace under it.
Separate names with a comma.