You know you watch too much GrindTime when...

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  1. Caustic

    Caustic H.ated N.ow I.n C.anada

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    ive definitely asked a chick for promo anal.

    when she asked what that meant i said

    noones gonna judge you if you do it.



    true story. no it didnt work.
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  2. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    That's sick.... no like actual sick, haha

    You know you watch too much GT when your most anticipated musical releases are from battlers
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  3. Maytrikz

    Maytrikz Genuine Person Time

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    -When you back up your homie before getting in a fight by yelling "Lunchtime! Eat Em!". One may also "bark" in an intimidating manner.

    -When you wanna leave the party, you yell "Let's goooo!"

    -When you call in sick for work when a highly anticipated battle is going to drop.

    -If a fly is bugging you, you attempt to "Tiger Swipe" it.

    -When you're playing your friend at Madden and it goes into overtime, you say "Fuck that, I beat you in 4, not one dull moment" then just walk away

    -When you order something at the drive-thru, you try to rhyme every syllable of the food. If you're unsatisfied with your meal, you storm in the restaraunt, throw the food on the counter and yell "What kinda muthafuckin big mac is THAT!?"
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  4. roc55555

    roc55555 Well-Known Member

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    When ur tryna fix the electricity at home and u open up the electric panel and say: "I wonder if it'll start workin if I put the intercom in the generator?"
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  5. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When you have a son and your son asks "Dad is it illegal to be gay" and you make a smirk saying "Nah its just gay to be eleagle"
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  6. Loe Pesci

    Loe Pesci New Member

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    DEAD

    GOLDEN

    made my day
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  7. Loe Pesci

    Loe Pesci New Member

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    Your friend isnt listening to you during a convo
    you say "listen"
    they still dont listen and you say
    "I SAID LISTEN!!"
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  8. 360

    360 裝褋褣裐裳裛裒袙

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    Caustic wins
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  9. mcJWalker

    mcJWalker Member

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    You are gay/watch to much grindtime if you think of dirtbag dan every time your girlfriend gives you a handjob
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  10. Loe Pesci

    Loe Pesci New Member

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    i dont get this one and im a little concerned
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  11. 360

    360 裝褋褣裐裳裛裒袙

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    Getting jerked
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  12. XZionel

    XZionel New Member

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    well....not like he's the best guy in the delivery department anyways
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  13. Credintials

    Credintials IRS can suck my books

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    Once a day ever since that battle I'll just randomly say:

    Eat a dick nigga, you don't pop
    When you see me it's thug life nigga...... you knew Pac
    Pop!
    Ice!
    nigga.

    That's what he get because he fuckin wit a prostitute
    She suckin dick so she can pay ya rent and buy you boots
    Oh you a baller?!?! You be takin trips to Malibu...
    When you come back I will have taken all your valubles...
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  14. KRich662

    KRich662 Well-Known Member

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    I do so much of this shit. I'll recite battle lines all the fucking time when I'm just doing random shit throughout the day.
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  15. Chamberfool

    Chamberfool HAhahAHahaHAhahaHhaha

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    you fucking loser
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  16. CharroN

    CharroN Well-Known Member

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    When dog's bark and you think of Conceited's boyfriend.
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  17. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    DEADDDD

    WOW that's golden
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  18. mgavin1

    mgavin1 New Member

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    your city creates its own league, naming it something weird like, UltimateMudFloppyKingofNoCoastFaggetsAssaultingAndFightingHoodsWithClubsFortheirBatteries.tv.tv.tvurl
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  19. Swaggatron

    Swaggatron Fuck AutotuneBots

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    lmfao
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  20. tha sinner

    tha sinner New Member

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    when you commit a homicide cortez style
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