You know you watch too much GrindTime when...

Discussion in 'Bodybag!: The BVA Hall of Shame' started by GoopNasty, Feb 11, 2010.

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  1. roc55555

    roc55555 Well-Known Member

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    When ur girl introduces u to her parents the first time u go "Boom Bap this is Rocky718"!!!!!


    When someone has a great idea at work u say "that was me!".


    When u finish havin sex with ur girl and u start judgin her performace like a battle judge: "u had some good energy in the beginning but u completely fell off after the Choke"
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  2. Dirty Dem

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    before sex with your girl you insist you flip a coin, then right before you bust a nut you ask her to "Call it in the air"
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  3. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    When you use Dirtbag Dan as an excuse for everything

    When you knock on someone's door and ready the palm of your hand

    When you no longer associate the word "grind" with skaters or strippers

    When you start realising that consistency is consistently the consistent key to consistency

    When you start coming up with insult lines for your friends, in the 0.01% chance that you might somehow end up in a rap battle with them.
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    When you spell 'Organic' with a 'K'.

    When you're watching a movie and say 'Ohhhhhhh thats what Madness meant'.
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  5. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    When people ask you what are you doing and you're doing, and you're reluctant to say "watching rap battles on the internet"
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  6. mgavin1

    mgavin1 New Member

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    you start jerking and robbing everyone

    after your family member get over a cold you say "we just saw a real sick battle"

    job interviewer asks u where your from and you say "from the west where u can get punked for your attitude!!" ................bitch!

    you buy all your jee polo with jee money

    you throw a party and kail, nobody, and enzyme dynaminte just show up at random (and theres like 2 chicks, that dont talk to each other)

    you laugh at your little brother for choking on a piece of chicken, ..............then you choke on a piece of chicken

    you start fuckin everyones mom (dead or alive)

    youre taking a test in class and the teacher says 'thats time', you put your hand in his face, shake your finger and keep writing for 30 sec. ( i lol'd)
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  7. Pavan

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    When you are into a fight and scream: West Coooast, uniiite!
    Throwing the W up.
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  8. umberto

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    when u make pnut tags even though u a grown ass man living 11,000 km away in a different continent hahaha
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  9. itslinx

    itslinx Unngghh!!

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  10. Mave2

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    lol no lie when I'm watching a movie or something and if they say "IT was put in a box/bodybag" in my head I go "EAZY!"
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    When you start making fun of your Canadian friends based off Dizaster's rhymes vs. Organik.
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  12. kuwait.rep

    kuwait.rep New Member

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    When you start making fun of your Canadian friends based off Dizaster's rhymes vs. Organik.

    I.E 'Canada doesn't even have an army FAGGOT'
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  13. Protege_87

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    -when Call of Duty is mentioned and you instantly think of Hollow Da Don
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  14. Protege_87

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    -when someone loses their train of thought and you start sayin.."c'mon (insert name) jus freestyle"
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  15. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When you buy shoes from foot locker/finish line and the put the shoes in the box you yell "EASY!"

    -When every time you hear the word Son you yell "Step one foot in the jungle and its fucking over"

    -If you have a tooth pick in your mouth you take it out and point with 3 fingers to the person in front of you and say "Die Slow!"

    -If you run into a short asian and you look him up and down and say " Oh you must be lyraflip."

    -If you're dancing with a girl and she's wiggling and shaking her ass(but she's not.......)you make your hand in a cut throat motion and step to the side saying "I Can't Do it"(sorry eg)

    -When you go to a play and wonder if Unorthodox Phrases will show up on stage

    -If you search the grocery store for the pineapple that EK rhyme battled

    -If you get in a battle and tell someone I'll clap you harder than Surgeon General

    -Whenever a question is asked in class you sometimes interject "Fuck the coin toss I'll go first"

    -when you spell recognize with a W

    -When you actually believe the phrase No can do is just one word

    -When something doesn't go your way you claim you got jerked.

    -You do your class projects in double time

    -You find out your friend got slapped by his Ex and you shout "A WOMAN!!!!!!! A WOMAN!!!!"

    -You see someone you don't like then you walk up to them and pull a kronic plague on them.




    And obviously I know i have watched too much GT because two of the statements I've made in this post actually rhymed. Smh...
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  16. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    when you rhyme rhyming with rhyming..... and your not even rhyming.
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  17. Jimi Hillside

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    When you hear big mac you immediatley think lil mac and picture illmaculate.
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  18. DoctaSARS

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    You're watching old westerns and think "Der it go! Der it go!"
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  19. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    That makes me think of the Canadian rapper

    You know you watch too much GT when you look at shrimp and think they're full of shit
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  20. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    someone's like "i'm thirsty" and you go THEN IM A HUNGRY SHARK, BITCH
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