You know you watch too much GrindTime when...

Discussion in 'Bodybag!: The BVA Hall of Shame' started by GoopNasty, Feb 11, 2010.

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  1. Freshcoast86

    Freshcoast86 Rap or chill

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    When u say Coconut Yapers!! at random times.

    When ur reciting illmac and saurus lines in your head.
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  2. XQZapproved

    XQZapproved Well-Known Member

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    wow i do a scary amount of the things mentioned on here
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  3. reznick

    reznick New Member

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    one night I had nothing to do so I got high and watched battles for like 3 hours literally.

    The next morning, the FIRST thing I know when I wake up...... I hear "Now I gotta expose this guy talkin bout me and a porcupine...." in my head.

    I was like alright, no battles for a few days buddy
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  4. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    you say "______ in 3" in every day life
    you tell people to "hold it down"
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  5. Ness Lee

    Ness Lee I'm kind of a big deal

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    u say "yo yo yo" b4 u pray

    U can't win an argument with ur girl & ur son shouts "ot ot ot"
    Posted via Mobile Device
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  6. Ethernet

    Ethernet G.O.A.T.

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    when someone calls you ugly, your respond is "hohoho face jokes again!"

    when someone calls you fat, your respond is "on the scale of life, being fat outweighs being a faggot everytime!"

    when your favorite team loses your excuse is "the crowd was biased"

    when you're introducing yourself to random people you always begin with "it's ya boy Uno high times up in this B-I-TCH! Coconut yaapers!"

    when there's too much talking going on, you just yell out "HOLD IT DOWN! Respect the MCs!"

    when you wouldn't walk through Sesame street unless you're 70 deep
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  7. BITmafakka

    BITmafakka GS palmin' the m1 garand

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    When you randomly throw up Ws

    When you say "Listen" or "Ayo" or "I said" before speaking

    When you rub your facial hear and say "fear the beard"

    When someone mentions you and you just randomly say "I like my name"

    When you pay the electical bill and loudly complain about expensive heat
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  8. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    lmfao shit had me rollin
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  9. Eurgh

    Eurgh New Member

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    that is actually hilarious.

    bodybags has way too easily become a part of my every day vocab. bad times.
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  10. SmiRk

    SmiRk Logic or Death

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    .. when you mute the GTWC intro music so you can say "AMOEEEEEEEEEBA, player!!!!"

    .. if you remember any Tank Lipp quotables.

    .. if you watch battles, before they get posted, and refresh the RM forum page waiting for them to get posted so you can comment.

    .. if you thought Dirt took it in 3.
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  11. Freshcoast86

    Freshcoast86 Rap or chill

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    When arguing with someone you wanna break out with rhymes, or

    looking at people and wonder how dumbfoundead or whoever would diss them.
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  12. MattPORTLAND

    MattPORTLAND Well-Known Member

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    lmao

    When you start adding in ididi or ininin to every fucking word you sididiay.
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  13. Dirty Dem

    Dirty Dem New Member

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    When you start making up acronyms for everyday EVENTS like BTSM 4 (Buying Things at the Super Market 4 dinner)
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  14. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    Imma start making study guides called like

    Marketing Midterm 2
    March 6, 2010

    PRODUCT PLACEMENT vs. ADVERTISING
    $300 IMKING MAIN EVENT

    and all the topics underneath haha

    ok I'm tired
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  15. MattPORTLAND

    MattPORTLAND Well-Known Member

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    When you realize you know more about Mortal Kombat from watching battles than from playing the game.

    Whenever you're freestyling on the scheme "best mc" and you have to consciously not rhyme it with Eddy G, Leprosey or Tekken 3.

    When LETS GET IT POPPIN seems like a reasonable thing to yell.
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  16. heebs907

    heebs907 GS ICEY

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    haha this thread owns. . .


    i tend to say EASY after stuff i accomplish, beer pong shots, finish a test....pops into madden from time to time

    and also i can think of a bar that somebody said literally everytime people talk. . .

    sometimes ill forget what im saying and be like " ayo ayo just to get comfertable playing ea FUCK I FUCKED THE FUCK UP" . . . .
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  17. JAN1TOR

    JAN1TOR New Member

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    say "You already know." when meeting someone for the 1st time
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  18. MRsalesman

    MRsalesman Well-Known Member

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    I have to be honest since i dont rap i cant be that influenced by MC stuff but since all these years of watching battle videos i think ive become a lot better at dissing people when i feel like it since ive seen so many fun approaches to different shit hehe and i kina dont like when people are boring and use unoriginal jokes and do the same shit all the time
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  19. lyrikalist

    lyrikalist New Member

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    that killed me haha
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  20. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    -when the teacher in your sons history class says the t-rex was the king of the dinosaurs your son says 'my daddy says t rex is a pussy for ducking okwerdz'

    -you brag about smoking upwards of 3 blunts with some guy who yells time between 2 battlers

    -you shove the non perishables album up your ass and walk around saying "im a part of the fresh coast movement"

    -when you watch your son turn blue and die from choking on a toy because u didnt wanna interfere and get a foul before u heard plex yell TIME

    -you haven't thought about an actual stage, an actual microphone, an actual instrumental and an actual set of turntables in 2 years
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