Discussion in 'Bodybag!: The BVA Hall of Shame' started by GoopNasty, Feb 11, 2010.
When u say Coconut Yapers!! at random times.
When ur reciting illmac and saurus lines in your head.
wow i do a scary amount of the things mentioned on here
one night I had nothing to do so I got high and watched battles for like 3 hours literally.
The next morning, the FIRST thing I know when I wake up...... I hear "Now I gotta expose this guy talkin bout me and a porcupine...." in my head.
I was like alright, no battles for a few days buddy
you say "______ in 3" in every day life
you tell people to "hold it down"
u say "yo yo yo" b4 u pray
U can't win an argument with ur girl & ur son shouts "ot ot ot"
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when someone calls you ugly, your respond is "hohoho face jokes again!"
when someone calls you fat, your respond is "on the scale of life, being fat outweighs being a faggot everytime!"
when your favorite team loses your excuse is "the crowd was biased"
when you're introducing yourself to random people you always begin with "it's ya boy Uno high times up in this B-I-TCH! Coconut yaapers!"
when there's too much talking going on, you just yell out "HOLD IT DOWN! Respect the MCs!"
when you wouldn't walk through Sesame street unless you're 70 deep
When you randomly throw up Ws
When you say "Listen" or "Ayo" or "I said" before speaking
When you rub your facial hear and say "fear the beard"
When someone mentions you and you just randomly say "I like my name"
When you pay the electical bill and loudly complain about expensive heat
lmfao shit had me rollin
that is actually hilarious.
bodybags has way too easily become a part of my every day vocab. bad times.
.. when you mute the GTWC intro music so you can say "AMOEEEEEEEEEBA, player!!!!"
.. if you remember any Tank Lipp quotables.
.. if you watch battles, before they get posted, and refresh the RM forum page waiting for them to get posted so you can comment.
.. if you thought Dirt took it in 3.
When arguing with someone you wanna break out with rhymes, or
looking at people and wonder how dumbfoundead or whoever would diss them.
When you start adding in ididi or ininin to every fucking word you sididiay.
When you start making up acronyms for everyday EVENTS like BTSM 4 (Buying Things at the Super Market 4 dinner)
Imma start making study guides called like
Marketing Midterm 2
March 6, 2010
PRODUCT PLACEMENT vs. ADVERTISING
$300 IMKING MAIN EVENT
and all the topics underneath haha
ok I'm tired
When you realize you know more about Mortal Kombat from watching battles than from playing the game.
Whenever you're freestyling on the scheme "best mc" and you have to consciously not rhyme it with Eddy G, Leprosey or Tekken 3.
When LETS GET IT POPPIN seems like a reasonable thing to yell.
haha this thread owns. . .
i tend to say EASY after stuff i accomplish, beer pong shots, finish a test....pops into madden from time to time
and also i can think of a bar that somebody said literally everytime people talk. . .
sometimes ill forget what im saying and be like " ayo ayo just to get comfertable playing ea FUCK I FUCKED THE FUCK UP" . . . .
say "You already know." when meeting someone for the 1st time
I have to be honest since i dont rap i cant be that influenced by MC stuff but since all these years of watching battle videos i think ive become a lot better at dissing people when i feel like it since ive seen so many fun approaches to different shit hehe and i kina dont like when people are boring and use unoriginal jokes and do the same shit all the time
that killed me haha
-when the teacher in your sons history class says the t-rex was the king of the dinosaurs your son says 'my daddy says t rex is a pussy for ducking okwerdz'
-you brag about smoking upwards of 3 blunts with some guy who yells time between 2 battlers
-you shove the non perishables album up your ass and walk around saying "im a part of the fresh coast movement"
-when you watch your son turn blue and die from choking on a toy because u didnt wanna interfere and get a foul before u heard plex yell TIME
-you haven't thought about an actual stage, an actual microphone, an actual instrumental and an actual set of turntables in 2 years
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