You know you watch too much GrindTime when...

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  1. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    lmao i typo disaster as dizaster in my papers for school all the time no lie.


    -when someone uses the word dumbfounded and you think who the fuck is talking about DFD
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  2. Track 2

    Track 2 Well-Known Member

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    i say bars or quotes from grindtime rappers in my daily convo's

    i told my friend the other day "youre a talkative jerk and your face looks constantly hurt" -dumbfoundead

    told another friend who was gettin married "you better not start juggling frozen rulers on your wedding day" he was like what? i said " start catching cold feet" 24/7 to QP. not the exact line but i stole it from him

    i use a lot of other random bars
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  3. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When you pay money for your enemies to come battle you.
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  4. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    -when you use multi's in normal conversation
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  5. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When someone take's a picture you lean back and stare into the camera like Conceited
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  6. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When your girlfriend asks what do you want to eat for breakfast...you stop and pause and look around then say.

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    "CAPTAIN CRUNCH!"
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  7. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When you sing in the choir and you tell them your not an alto or a soprano your a bartone
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    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -Whenever you run into someone shorter than you you start an argument just to tell them you can kick "Higher than their head"
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    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When someone in class cheats off your paper and turns it in...you stand up and tell the class "His answers from 1 to 3....THAT WAS ME!"
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  10. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    you tell people to dieeeeee slow
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    BelowTheHeavens New Member

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    When your girl is shouting at you, your response is "take a chill pill, kill bill"
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  12. Sakim Aerias

    Sakim Aerias Sunset Cradling Prince

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    -When you hear one of your friends died of cancer you begin to cry from laughter
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    XQZapproved Well-Known Member

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    when someone starts a sentence with "all i know is that..." the first thing u think is... well u know where im goin with this
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  14. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    this thread has so much potential lol

    you know you watch too much when:

    - you see people and think about which GT rappers they resemble
    - you go to a restaurant and order 9 stacks of swine racks
    - you always got random lines from gt rappers constantly playing in your head
    - you actually think/thought canadians are faggots
    - you refer to ducking as "jinning"
    - you actually say BODY BAG or EAT EM in real life
    - you can't rap on beat
    - the words ALL I KNOW IS THAT or THAT WAS ME have significant meaning to you
    - Bus drivers make you think of Arsonal
    - When people talk about getting robbed you respond with somethin like "you rap?"
    - you can't hear ra the ruggedman without thinking of elle dirty d
    - you recite lines from battles when they fit a situation
    - you've considered growing a scraggly ass beard
    - you actually stay up late just to catch a video when it first drops
    - you make twitter updates about your meal
    - every dude that's missing teeth reminds you of DNA
    - you talk about someone getting jerked like people are actually gonna know you're talkin about battling
    - you have like 800 new original ways to call someone a faggot
    - you touch your nose or your hat a lot and make gestures when you speak



    ima be editing and adding more into this as I think of them lol
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  15. Murkfest

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    when two of your friends are arguing about which one of them should have to do something and you pull out a coin and say "you're on the right, call it in the air"
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  16. Perspectives

    Perspectives PERSPECTIVEZ

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    I was driving home in my homies car yesterday and we drove by a "CASH FOR GOLD"

    i proceeded to say "I DIDNT KNOW PLAQUES WERE SOLD AT CASH FOR GOLD...WOAH"


    he was like wtf are you talking about you faggot

    i swear this is true...lmfao
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  17. GoopNasty

    GoopNasty New Member

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    i've been saying that line all week, lmao
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  18. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    When you run up with them thangz out just to make a withrawl cash debit

    When you name your cat 'quesodilla' and your dog 'cheesy gordita crunch'...seriously what the fuck

    When you start second guessing yourself every time you believe something is a log
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  19. SmiRk

    SmiRk Logic or Death

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    .. when you do the Tiger Swipe along with Tiger Ty in his battles.

    =/
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  20. Dirty Dem

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    When you have to restrain yourself from throwing up hand gestures during family photos.

    before you first introduce a friend to other mutual friends you shout "On my right"

    When someone first introduces you to new people, you shout out your name then pose for the freeze frame. Then you follow it up with all crew affilations, area codes you rep, and something derogatory towards the person you are first meeting
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