You know you watch too much GrindTime when...

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  1. ThurzOmega

    ThurzOmega New Member

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    Shit that's actually happened smh..

    When you greet your asian friends by saying "Good MORNINGGG VIETNAM !"

    When you pass a minute (literally) by reciting a battle round..

    When someone gives you a choice between two things you don't like, you go "well that's just tough, like tryina choose between wack and wack as fuck"
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  2. marsblackmon23

    marsblackmon23 Active Member

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    you know you watch too much grindtime when someone is trying to explain something to you but can't remember what it is and your like, 'ahh you choked...you choked man stop lying'

    when two people have a argument and at the end of it you say, 'nah fuck that, show respect and shake hands, that was a great battle'

    when you tell a joke or something, no one says much and then your like, 'y'a'll are like really not reacting to this shit'

    when your hand movements/gestures start changing e.g. putting your fist to palm, moving your hand in the air constantly like cortez/nu-born or most d.o.a. members
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  3. _Organik_

    _Organik_ Deaf Villian This Guy's

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    everytime you hear someone say 'you people' you think in your head 'what do you mean youuu peeeoppllee?'

    actually wonder if you can type 200 words per minuite

    try fucking a girl with one leg in the air like the captain morgans pirate

    everytime someone mentions flight 93 you hear real deal say ' We Took That Mother Fucker Down'

    you start believe the person swing is a ride at wonderland

    get your kids to tell the pediatrician there sucka free on the way out of there apt.

    the name mcnight replays as mc-mc-mc-mc-mcNIGHT in your head (shout outs to oz haha)
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  4. reznick

    reznick New Member

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    lmao lately ive been sayin this.

    if I see two people fighting ill be like "they just got crazzzey"
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  5. Saddle Rattle

    Saddle Rattle Sup

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    Hmm i guess ive watched KOTD and Gt to much then....
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  6. Maytrikz

    Maytrikz Genuine Person Time

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    When you throw an interception, you yell "Check it, I fucked the FUCK UP!"

    When you go to the butcher shop and order 9 stacks of swine rackss

    When your baseball team loses, then go home and upload a video blog trying to justify the fact you got jerked.

    (posted this one way back) When you're playing your friend in Madden, and he ties the game just as time expires, you slam the controller and yell "fuck that, I beat you in 4, I ain't doin' no OT"
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  7. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    tropic thunder first...then rone lolololol immediately fast forwarding to "IM NOT THAT KIND OF PROFIT!"
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  8. ThurzOmega

    ThurzOmega New Member

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    when you win a race (+1 if it's not a serious race, +1 again if you were racing a girl) and go IN YOUR FACE!
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  9. DahStoryTella

    DahStoryTella knowledge of self

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    I def don't watch enough GT to be doing nonsense like that. But then again, I'm usually closing the video when I hear some corny lookin' dude make a sad joke that the crowd laughs about.

    That's just me though, props to anyone who likes that.
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  10. Ryan KOTD

    Ryan KOTD www.kingofthedot.com

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    I was tellin loe pesci about how I was in a restaurant in mtl and when we spoke english to the waiter all of a sudden our service went downhill like mad but when I told him about it I referred to it as feeling the crowd bias in the place.
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  11. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    and you left a bad tip job
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  12. wizrd_of_nom

    wizrd_of_nom New Member

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    when your son gets into a fight and you punch your son in the face just to beat the other kid to it.

    when you're drunk and need to pee and miss the toilet then say "now that's a Tricky P"
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  13. GANNONDORF

    GANNONDORF styrofoam elijah

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    when you have a math exam and consider taking like 8 lorazapam and smoking half a gram before hand.
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