You ever have an annoying fucking roomate

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  1. Stock II

    Stock II New Member

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    I want to stab this little chinese faggot in the neck.

    He eats noodles (no racial) like a fucking animal, all slurping and shit.

    Talks on the phone excessively loud.


    goddammit
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  2. Judgekure

    Judgekure 48÷2(9+3)=288 tbh

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    Sounds like my exgirlfriend except she wasnt Chinese.


    Living with other people sucks..


    Btw, Is this your gay roommate?
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  3. chrishansen

    chrishansen Well-Known Member

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    stock's "gay roommate" is kinda like tyler durden in fight club tbh cept in this movie tyler durden is gay and likes penis tbh
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  4. Stock II

    Stock II New Member

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    Nah, that was my first year roomate.

    He genuinely was a gay black dude, it was extremely uncomfortable.
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  5. seattlebattle12

    seattlebattle12 aka lil ill & dagawd100

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    Those are habits ingrained in Chinese culture...why are you living with a chinese person? Chinese and Indians don't ever mix well :funny:
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  6. Stock II

    Stock II New Member

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    Its preassigned, I like chinese people.

    But this dude is just nasty
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  7. chrishansen

    chrishansen Well-Known Member

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    you like chinese people?

    is today opposite day bro?
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  8. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    hero

    show him durmfoundead rersus tantrum barrle
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  9. teacozy

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    My roommate my second senior year at college was by far the worst human being I've ever shared a space with. He was some whitewashed 6'4 dreadlocked kid from upstate NY who was gross, dirty, inconsiderate, selfish, lazy and completely either oblivious to anyone's feelings that wasn't one of his sophomore/junior friends or just didn't care. Like, I've never disliked anyone this passionately in my life, no matter how much my boy and I coddled him and tried to passive aggressively make him be a decent roommate, he continued to be a shitty selfish person the entire year.

    He let his friends run wild in the house, some faggot pissed on my floor while blackout drunk and when we kicked him out this retard threw him on the couch and was trying to get an attitude without bothering to ask why we kicked the freshman dipshit out, he punched a hole in the fucking wall, left toothpaste on the sink all the time, never did the dishes, used other people's food and dishes, left trash in the living room all the time, had sex on our fucking living room couch which he also stained with whiteout or something, bitched about me behind my back whenever I asked him reasonably to clean up his fucking filth, let his friends use my towels to clog the vents to smoke weed in the bathroom, "accidentally" stole my towels another time even though they looked nothing like his.

    I wish all the bad things in life on him and only him. Literally if I ever see this dude in my city he's getting duffed on site and I'm breaking out.
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    SMh @stock not admitting the black cock bananza of 2010

    My roommate would make shit up like "my grandpa owns a studio where u can record"

    He was just fuckin with me cuz he knew I sucked at rap

    Then he would pass the joke on to other ppl we knew and for some reason by the end of the semester everyone had connections to studios and invited me to record

    I didnt realize I was the butt of the joke until a year later, fml


    But other than that he was cool as hell and we still talk every now n then

    Faggot
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  11. BITmafakka

    BITmafakka GS palmin' the m1 garand

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    Teacozy, wow...that dude would've needed the full metal jacket soap treatment
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  12. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    Bit, bro, this same kid did all of that and then acted like I WAS AN ASSHOLE for telling him to clean up after himself as nicely as I could. I never got aggy with him, I was ridiculously passive and he really got on my case claiming I thought I was his dad.

    I met his mom on the day I snapped and yelled at him and she seemed like what I imagined, really sweet but you can tell never ever spanked or hit the kid. Dude was a deluded brat.
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  13. BITmafakka

    BITmafakka GS palmin' the m1 garand

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    dude was on that "you're cut off" swag
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  14. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    Hahahaha. "Whiteout"

    I lived with my best friend for 4 weeks and that was enough for me. I still remember the day he left I basically threw his shit out of the door. Everything was cool for the first week then he started getting annoying, smoking in the living room all the time, leaving his breakfast bowls on the floor, eating junk food and throwing the wrappers on the floor, leaving all his empty beer bottles and stuff under the bed (I don't know why).

    Some days he'd be on the phone for 7-8 hours talking to his new gf back home, keep in mind I was 18 at the time and had just moved interstate on my own, my mum had paid for his plane ticket and all his expenses and he spent 70% of the time on the phone. That put me off ever living with anyone like that again, fuck that shit.
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  15. teacozy

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    wow. Proteam, that sounds just like the dickhead I dormed with, minus me manning up and throwing his shit out the house, which I wish I had done.
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  16. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    The best feeling was like 3 hours after he'd left, I'd cleaned all his shit up and finally got to sit down and realize he wasn't there anymore. Like two days before he left I watched him ash a cigarette on my hardwood floor and flick the butt randomly into the kitchen. That's basically when I decided he wasn't staying.
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  17. larry word

    larry word get sauced n dip

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    don't really have any horror stories

    but my roommate just went home for the weekend, and right before he left he pulled out a stack of dishes/cups from his bedroom and stuck it in our kitchen. what a fucking faggot holy shit.
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  18. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    this is why i will NEVER have a fucking roommate. ive got a spare room in my house that i dont use for anything and people constantly ask me to rent it out. i tell them to fuck off.

    i cant even stand bitches staying over here for more than 36 hours at a time. and even THAT is a stretch.
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  19. Diglett

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    id hate to have an annoying cunt room-mate, probably one of the things id hate most on earth TBH

    i recently visited a friend whos staying in a big house, like 6 bedrooms, all students, so a lot of their friends etc are there too, and they just trash the place

    i couldnt handle it
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  20. Met-A-Forikal

    Met-A-Forikal Time, cunt!

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    My fucking God. You're a much better man than I am, dude. I would have lost all control and composure with this guy a quarter of the way through, if that. Then I would have assailed his ass. Thing is, I'm just as passive as you describe yourself to be, but nowhere near that patient.

    Chloroform, bound by ropes, then force him to watch Monk to pick up few pointers.
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