you couldnt stop sinning if u wanted to..

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  1. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Tomorrow i will be going for the new HUMAN record for not sinning.

    currently im the 3hr no sins record holder and somewhat of a phenomenon, because apparently its impossible

    but tomorrow 6hrs!!!!

    wish me luck for this is a daunting task from what im told
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  3. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    6 hours in a sensory deprivation chamber? YIKES!

    :scared:
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  4. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    Busta, its gonna be hard to compete with people in long term comas
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  5. Jay Bee

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    what about retards? since they dont kno any better they technically can never sin
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  6. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    Oh, they know... ain't you seen the family guy where peter gets diagnosed retarded?
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  7. Jay Bee

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    well actually he was borderline retarded or a "functional retard"

    an example is Webbie. start this video from 1:02. somebody attempts to have a conversation with him. watch as long as you can bear. one minute should be long enough
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Oh snap I pulled it off

    6 whole hours of no sins!

    phew! it was close, at one point i saw a shadow on the wall that almost looked like a vagina wrapped around a giant phallus, but i didnt come to that conclusion untill now. When i saw it i originally thought of apples and steak sandwhiches.

    god, i hope apples and steak sandwhiches arent a sin
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