you can grab a girl's ass or waist with no problem, but god forbid ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... you try to trace her face with the outerside of your fingers to brush her hair away.

    neck minute you're a fucking creepy perverted freak if you do that.

    but hey, grab her ass and she won't have a fucking problem.

    get fucked you silly silly whores.

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  2. Joro DiGiorno

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    Grabbing a girl's ass is expected behavior from a cokehead, so they're cool with it. That other shit is that Humphey Bogart men-in-control-of-themselves type shit, so they don't take it from cokeheads. I'd say your best bet is to quit. Coke or face-touching, it's up to you.
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lol, i'm far from a coke-head, just developing an addiction to it is all, and only in social situations.

    as for the face-touching, i only do it to the pretty girls i know, the rest of them can go get a fucking make over.

    but i'm glad there's other men who still down for the don-juans, why the fuck does everything have to be sexual?

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  4. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Women regard the upper half of their being as more intimate than their lower half (excepting the feet with most Women).
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    pff you dont got no game thats why

    i straight up lick their face with my dick and they love it. Even the snobby ones. I get phone numbers thrown at me after i knock em out with a dick slap.
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  6. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    it's really intimate ... why do you think working girls don't kiss?

    different but the same.
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    besides aussie men are really brash and chauvanistic

    says every girl and most guys i know whos been there so it must be true..

    aussie men are just pigs and rude and shit. Farting on girls heads, making poop and cooking jokes.... buying their women stuff like brooms for christmas


    we know how aussie men roll man.
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  8. x calibur

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    I guess it comes down to the level of intimacy.
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  9. KOzS

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    I rub their hands on my face.
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  10. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    this girl I'm seeing said I could cheat on her as long as I dutch oven the girl I sleep with. I thought that to be a strange allowance, but agreed. she said she doesn't care as long as I don't dutch oven her.
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  11. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    we talkin chicks you're dating or randoms? cuz i've passed up on a lot of nice asses if thats the case.
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  12. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    not really the same, i understand what you're trying to say though.

    but that's the thing, if it's more intimate, then why is it considered creepy?

    just talking chicks, no longer interested in the dating game.

    i don't get the difference.

    what is this based on?

    the fuck is a dutch oven?

    should i google this, is it safe for work?

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  13. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    yeah it just means when you're sleepin w/ a girl, you fart and pull the covers over her head so she gets baked in the stink and when she wakes up you hold the covers down so she can't escape for a bit.
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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    oh, nah.

    too much class for that shit.

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  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    youre telling me youre out at the fuckin store and you see a chick and grab her ass?
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  16. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    no, obviously i know the girl.

    but they don't necessarily have to be dating me.

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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    based on? its based on everyones opinions on most aussie men. Chauvanistic and boorish. Like cavemen.
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  18. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    obviously it wasnt so obvious, Nu'gga
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  19. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    who is everyone?

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    is that what you think all aussie men are like?

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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i imagine sweaty hairy dummies having pissing contests and slapping womens asses while glugging the local grog and BBQing and sweating and making poop jokes and laughing hysterically.
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