You and your dirty dick. tips on keepin ya junk clean

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  1. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    1. Always, I mean always take at least 1 bath a day. 2 if you up to it. You'd be surprised at how many dudes skip taking a shower in lieu of a party or more ass on the menu..
    2. GET CHECKED at least twice a year. especially if you fuck a lot
    3. Shave ya hairy nuts once in a while. germs and bugs love to hide in dick hairs...lol.. aka crabs for you stinky nut mofos..lol


    add on. let's help each other out.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    a bath isnt a way to get clean...atleast compared to a shower...

    and i dont need help on how to wash my dick...
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  3. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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    Smh @ bath
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  4. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    i use a toothbrush for mine tbh
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    might aswell

    it probably has teeth
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  6. Orange407County

    Orange407County Well-Known Member

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    What grown ass man takes a bath?

    Sent from my HTC Glacier using Tapatalk
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  7. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    [youtube]8mWW6kRITEY[/youtube]

    apparently Reh Dogg does :20 seconds in :funny:
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  9. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    lol, here's the remix, presented to you by Tosh.0 :funny:


    [youtube]90G3ThlP-e8[/youtube]
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  10. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Last time I tried scrubbin', it spit in my face.

    Won't try that shit again.
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    still dont think it was necessary to have a thread with dick washing tips...

    if you dont know, you dont deserve to know
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  12. BPtheDon

    BPtheDon Yeeeeeeuh

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  13. Chris Texas

    Chris Texas Texas Boy

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    what grown ass man dunno how to wash his dick
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  14. BullyBeats

    BullyBeats New Member

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    Don't ever wash your dick and I mean EVER! Over time enough smeg crust will form and you'll be immune to every STD known to man, also your dick will become indestructible. The girls fucken love it man, they just love it
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  15. J Rude757

    J Rude757 Badnews

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    my girl cleans my dick with her mouth...aaaah yeah
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  16. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    how do u get rid of genital warts?

    my friend wants to know

    :scared:
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  17. NightmareEx

    NightmareEx The Beast

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    As far as keepin your shit fresh when it's hot....baby powder on the balls. Real talk
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  18. Fatty Goodness

    Fatty Goodness Registered Bruiser

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    lmaooooo
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  19. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    wash your junk at least 3-4 a days with pepermint soap to kill the germs. wear boxers to give your lil one some air. stay away rom society's pussy until you clear up.
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