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  1. Extreme Venom

    Extreme Venom Well-Known Member

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    Yo Mommas a Hoe, Shes the spokes Woman for Magnums

    Yo momma Can't wear Malcom X shirts Cause Helicopers Land on the big Bitch's Back

    Yo momma Smoke crack & weed For weight loss then eats cake for munchies

    Yo momma is the Original "You are not the Father" Girl on Muary

    You momma Tall & doofy, Bitch did a back flip off the curb & kicked Jesus in the Chin..
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  2. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma made you mod on RM just to make ya feel special
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  3. Extreme Venom

    Extreme Venom Well-Known Member

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    Your momma made me a Mod on rm so I could spend some time with you son.. Sorry you had to find out this way =(
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  4. Mike Sullivan

    Mike Sullivan New Member

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  5. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    looks like we got some incest goin on then EV...
    coz when i asked yo momma hus the daddy she screamd Shay.
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  6. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Shay yo momma is the Fat Comic book guy on the Simpsons
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  7. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma got 1 big titty 1 litle titty....they call her biggie smalls.
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  8. IllIcT

    IllIcT On that LaLa twist it up

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    lol...classic
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  9. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma the cheapest hooker in the US...
    they call her fiddy cent....
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  10. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Yo momma look like 50 cent
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  11. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    be hard seen as though my mums white but yeah nice one Lol


    yo momma went on a steroid diet to get in g-unit but they wunt let her in coz she too gangsta.
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  12. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    Ya Momma so fat she ask if they can king size her jenny craig meal

    Yo momma sooo slow it take pictures to get what she saying

    Yo momma a base head wit a slant arm so she wobble when she walk

    Yo momma sooo ugly she can't sit infront of the bus

    Yo momma got no teeth face looking like a squish in telly tubby

    or

    yo momma got no teeth so her lips clap when she speaks
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  13. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    lol
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  14. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Ya mom name DIESEL and when she dunk she be like "nutts in ya mouf!"
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  15. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma so easy she named you "son of a prophet" coz theres 5 of us n she dunno which 1 it was.
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  16. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    ahahaha
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  17. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Shay got a picture of his momma for his avatar
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  18. Mike Sullivan

    Mike Sullivan New Member

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  19. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    yo mama raps as tone loc
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  20. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    YO momma a line backer for the defense of line
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