Discussion in 'Emcee Hookups' started by Bonnie Bathory, Jul 3, 2007.
yo momma so hot when i pissed on her to put the fire out she stayed alight
yo momma has a fat tongue
yo momma needs to stop you comin on RM n makin an ass of yaself.
^^ yo momma typin your jokes
yo momma do hardcore porn ... and 2shay her stunt double
yo momma got wooden teeth .. she splint my meat
Yo momma a diesel crackhead
yo momma so fat her lips got rolls
yo momma has a believe in rehabilitaion she has pair of swinging test-eagles
yo momma believes in re-incarnation she thinks your grand pa is a fishfinger
Yo momma drinks warm milk on a hot day...
Yo momma swet bacon grease
Yo momma work at foot locker
Yo momma look like New York's momma!
Ya momma go both ways, yet think shes cheating on assholes
Yo Mama so blond that she confuse her Os wit Zeros
Ya momma so L.D that she lernt the letter I by poking herself in the eyes
Yo Momma so Big she wait for it to rain to take showers
Ya mama smell so foul she been consider to be a lunch lady
Ya moma got a ass with a head the size of a mole from a distance
Yo momma look like a english pitbull
2shay where you at...I ain't done with you
yo momma got Fucked by an english pitbull called 2Shay.....doggie all the way
yo momma is janitor
yo momma's laughin so hard coz Shays still in the "where do you stand tourny"...n you aint...
LoL...no...Yo momma is hiding cause Jack bout to shame whatever verse you put up...
yo momma IS jack lantern...
and you peeped my verse yet?
its ssssssick as hell
yo momma is king kong body double
yo momma's cool...she'd give u the hair off her back..
No I aint looked...but im on my way to
by the way yo momma is a car salesman
yo momma married a car salesman so she could get phuckd on the backseat every night.
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