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  1. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    What the fuck are you talking about? And you didn't get in anything. You just re-assured us that you're a fucking idiot ..
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  2. Softspoken

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    Aww .. did that hurt your little feelings ... lol dont take it personal GUY ... yo momma didnt ...
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  3. Resilient.

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    ONCE AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SOFTSPOKEN!
    Can't talk loud due to the large penis engulfed in his esophagus.
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  4. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    Yo momma wrote this:

    To be a street prophet its obvious you got religion in yo hood/
    “Faith in Public Life and Cathlics in Alliance for the Common Good”/
    Wtf? I don’t know if I should battle you or ask forgiveness of my sins/
    Lord I apologize for battlin a rapper while lustin for her twins/
    And double chins with "A" cups the size of premature Lab pups/
    With as many text wins as Dale Jarrett got driving for up’s /(2007)
    But this is a new year and things are starting to look up for me/
    A fiance ,new house, and after this battle, a winning spree /
    Get off yo knees b**ch its about time you got your life on track/
    And that doesn’t envolve you gettin paid for life on ya back/
    Get a new hobby apply your time to something you actually can do/
    Instead of livin up to yo SLOGAN “Cumin from a hood near you”/
    Don’t get me wrong the world needs women that’s always ready to please /
    But I wouldn’t make it a point to do ya with pelvic inflammatory disease /( sorry )
    “Beef starts in the streets” for you is a occupational necessity /
    “Hey Guys, Look how many loads of cum I can actually ingest in me ….”/
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  5. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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  6. MADD ILL

    MADD ILL WhO WaNt It!!!!!!!!

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    your mother so fat,when somebody broke in her house and stole her life savings
    and ran.she chased them but when the nigga dropped a cheeseburger the bitch stop cause she had to make a decision.eat the cheesburger or get those life savings.now thats fat
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  7. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    i see why youre 2-3
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  8. Softspoken

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    re·sil·ient

    1. returning to the original form or position after being bent, compressed, or stretched. ( Im sorry this happend to you maybe we should make a YO DADDY thread )

    2. recovering readily from illness, depression, adversity ( Im glad to see you back dont let this hold you down )

    There are doctors and phychiatrist you can call for this you know .... Textin might not be the way to go ....
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  9. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    yo mamas so fat and dumb that when she sits on the couch she, gets more comfortable
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  10. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    way to jump up to 2nd most clever joke in the thread..


    btw..do you want koss back?
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  11. Softspoken

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    Replica when you make enough money to make long distance calls you can talk trash in this thread lol come on man ....
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  12. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    on my moms phone..cuz i was visiting my moms house....and my phone had roaming...

    i know i dont need to explain that...most people get it from the quote....


    but instead of looking up quotes from early in the decade...look up military pay charts and show me a e-5 with 5 years and bah..it'll be your homework tonight..
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  13. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    lol
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  14. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    [​IMG]



    T.D Jakes called, he's like his image back.
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  15. Koss

    Koss ∞♥

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    never heard of this name (replica1).. but nah .. just dont change the password.. its hard enough for me to remember it
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  16. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    aight..did you leave my e-mail on it?
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  17. Softspoken

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    hahah

    First mistake , you thinking that im not educated. I know what the military pay scale is. NOT THAT MUCH. So ill say it again. When you have enough money to pay for roaming and or pay for your moms long distance calls you can talk trash in this thread . Now just run along so everyone else can get back to your momma ....
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  18. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    not much...just 5.5k a month..with free insurance, medical, dental, room and board...

    yea..you got me scrap....



    And double chins with "A" cups the size of premature Lab pups/


    nasty...
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  19. Softspoken

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    HAHA talk to Bloodgang about that one ... just givin a detailed description ...
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  20. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    Fact of the matter is. It's not nasty, or even gross. It's fucking terrible..you suck..and suicide wouldn't help..the memory of your terrible lines would haunt me for at least another 2-3 seconds after you died...

    more than im willing to stand for....just remove yourself from the fabric of history itself..make this world a better place to live in
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