Discussion in 'Emcee Hookups' started by Bonnie Bathory, Jul 3, 2007.
yo momma had n abortion from sitting on the dryer
Ya mom farted in the pool and a turd came out.
She tried to deny that shit but it was right next to her.
She tried to get away from it but you know her fat ass cant swim.
So she tried to float awy from it but it was float'n faster than she was and it hit her in the mouth.
yo momma meets new guys in "the hookups" section of RM....
then takes em to the lyrical Dojo to show em a good time....
n finishes up down lipstick alley wit her pants round her ankles.
and 9 months later....2Shay was born
n his first sentence sonned Rey in the battle area
Lol.... keep dream'n.
both ya mommas slow, they signing up for L.D classes at a mental institution....
Set it up then.
yo momma replies quicka than u to a 'Shay call out...
n gets fuckd just the same as you will...
Thats how you know my jokes got to him.... he got mad and tried to battle. lol
Ya mom takes you about as serious as I do.
All you gotta do is post it.
Ok folks, be sure and peep our battle. LOL@ the first battle to spring from a yo momma thread.
But, lets keep it move'n...
Ya momma was on SHAQ'S BIG CHALLENGE
Shay momma still look like a Lumberjack!
master peace moms sucks my master piece.
Ya moms is a linebacker for the Broncos
yo momma musta been bored to up this thread ..
Yo momma is so old she was around when the Pangea was still in tact...
Shay's momma is so stupid, she raised him.
yo momma had a son (that called himself iLLWeeZGoD) that got bent over but he turned the guy in bounced back and now he's known as RESILIENT
dont know any of yall but had to get in it some how lol
ive seen about 8 jokes in here i'd actually laugh at...
unfortunately..theyre all registered users...and this is the wrong forum..
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