Yo MAMA

Discussion in 'Emcee Hookups' started by Bonnie Bathory, Jul 3, 2007.

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  1. Cereal_Killer

    Cereal_Killer no ESCAPE

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    yo momma had n abortion from sitting on the dryer
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  2. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Ya mom farted in the pool and a turd came out.
    She tried to deny that shit but it was right next to her.
    She tried to get away from it but you know her fat ass cant swim.
    So she tried to float awy from it but it was float'n faster than she was and it hit her in the mouth.
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  3. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma meets new guys in "the hookups" section of RM....
    then takes em to the lyrical Dojo to show em a good time....
    n finishes up down lipstick alley wit her pants round her ankles.
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  4. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    and 9 months later....2Shay was born
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  5. HellRzah

    HellRzah PurE EviL

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    looooooooooooooooooooool^^^^
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  6. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    n his first sentence sonned Rey in the battle area
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  7. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Lol.... keep dream'n.
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  8. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    both ya mommas slow, they signing up for L.D classes at a mental institution....
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  9. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    Set it up then.
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  10. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma replies quicka than u to a 'Shay call out...
    n gets fuckd just the same as you will...
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  11. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Thats how you know my jokes got to him.... he got mad and tried to battle. lol




    Ya mom takes you about as serious as I do.

    All you gotta do is post it.
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  12. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Ok folks, be sure and peep our battle. LOL@ the first battle to spring from a yo momma thread.
    But, lets keep it move'n...


    Ya momma was on SHAQ'S BIG CHALLENGE
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  13. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Oh SHIT!!!!

    Shay momma still look like a Lumberjack!
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  14. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    master peace moms sucks my master piece.
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  15. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Ya moms is a linebacker for the Broncos
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  16. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    yo momma musta been bored to up this thread ..
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  17. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Yo momma is so old she was around when the Pangea was still in tact...
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  18. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    Shay's momma is so stupid, she raised him.
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  19. Softspoken

    Softspoken SS

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    yo momma had a son (that called himself iLLWeeZGoD) that got bent over but he turned the guy in bounced back and now he's known as RESILIENT

    dont know any of yall but had to get in it some how lol
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  20. Katharsis

    Katharsis Fly......Plane and Simple

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    ive seen about 8 jokes in here i'd actually laugh at...

    unfortunately..theyre all registered users...and this is the wrong forum..
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