Yo MAMA

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  1. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    ya moms buy crack with food stamps
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  2. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    thas kinda funny...
    coz you mommas nickname is "Like t Bone"
    n she got hidden skillz too...
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  3. KroniK

    KroniK R.I.P. U

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    yer mom looks like tony blair
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  4. tbone

    tbone Well-Known Member

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    2shay ur moms the cover girl of cum shot videos....

    Jack ur moms was considered to be a base head for the movie New Jack City

    Kronik ur moms got hemroids at the mouth, calling them love bumps....
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  5. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    nigga ya mom is fat.

    thats why she named you t bone.
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  6. tbone

    tbone Well-Known Member

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    ur mom got false teeth, when she done giving head she still stay on her grind.
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  7. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    ya moms got more facial hair than you.
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  8. tbone

    tbone Well-Known Member

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    ur moms look like a gremlin, we call her bushwick cousin.
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  9. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    Location: BADNEWS MOTHA FUCKAZ

    the doctor told yo momma the same thing when they saved you at birth.
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  10. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    Base Heads be trick'n ya moms, so we just call her skate board...
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  11. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    LOL! Jack got serious as hell! LOL
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  12. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Shay momma got a big ass dick
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  13. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    yo mama was yo daddys penpal in prison
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  14. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Ya mom look like Greg Oden
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  15. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Ya mom wear goggles to sleep.

    Ya mom be at Raiders games with Spiked Shoulder Pads
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  16. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    your daddy wears beer goggles to sleep next to your momma
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  17. Cereal_Killer

    Cereal_Killer no ESCAPE

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    yo momma sits her cigarette in her missing tooth gap
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  18. n0_h0m0

    n0_h0m0 New Member

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    what's the difference between yall fat mama's and a pair of comfy slippers??

    feels good once u inside em but u never actually go out with them

    ....
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    no homo...
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  19. n0_h0m0

    n0_h0m0 New Member

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    yo moms got stretch marks on her knuckles
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  20. n0_h0m0

    n0_h0m0 New Member

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    yo moms got pregnant from sittin on a urinal
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