Yo MAMA

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  1. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    YO MAMA IS AN ASTRONAUT

    Yo mama dont have a forehead she got a fivehead

    Yo mama head so big she gotta step into her shirts

    Yo mama so ugly Rice Krispies wont talk to her

    I saw yo mama walkin around in one shoe I said "Did you lose a shoe?" she said, "No I just found one!"

    Yo mamas middle name is Rambo

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face in dough to make gorilla cookies

    YEAH IM TALKIN BOUT YO MAMA!
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  2. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    yo mama so old she had a threesome with adam & eve
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  3. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Ya Mama a Lumberjack

    I saw ya momma playin soccer barefoot wit a medicine ball
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  4. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Yo momma so crosseyed she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed.
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  5. Alias2

    Alias2 rumbrave.

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    i suppose you have to pass the time somehow.
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  6. HellRzah

    HellRzah PurE EviL

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    yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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  7. Cereal_Killer

    Cereal_Killer no ESCAPE

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    yo mommas so open theres a drive through sign at entry
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  8. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    yo momma was on maury tryna find out who's responsible for you
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    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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  10. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    ahahaha!
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  11. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    yo mama feet smell like she been stompin pidgeon fetuses into a construction site porta john
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  12. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Yo mama play backup guitar for Lenny Kravitz

    Yo mama a linebacker for the Oakland Raiders
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  13. Bonnie Bathory

    Bonnie Bathory New Member

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    yo mamas a chuck norris stunt double
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  14. HellRzah

    HellRzah PurE EviL

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    lmao
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  15. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    Ya mamas a Pirate
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  16. PhazeOne

    PhazeOne rap leagues who????

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    why u using jokes from rapleagues??
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  17. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    Ya mom sooo BIG, folks confuse her Stomach for her Ass


    Yo MoMMA Soooooo Ugly, She shave her facial hair for a lighter complextion



    Ya Mother head soooooo Big, she gives passion marks during blow jobs


    Ya mama...yo moma....Ya mama....yo moma...YA MAMA, well shyt Ya moma ain't ya mama!


    Ya Moma got one eye, her favorite phrase is "which way did he Go"...


    aight i'm done
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  18. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    "Yo mama so ugly they push her face in dough to make gorilla cookies"

    First time I heard that joke was on an episode of Sanford N Son...... Fred said that to Aunt Ester.


    Ya moms cranium on human growth hormone.

    Ya mom a in-home hooker and when she cum, she sound like JUBAKA from star warz
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  19. 2Shay

    2Shay Englands Finest

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    yo momma so fat when she dances... the Band Skips...


    yo momma so fat n stupid the doorbell rang n she ran n checkd the microwave...
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  20. Rey Masculino

    Rey Masculino New Member

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    Ya mom got her teeth from the pawn shop
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