"Yo Mama jokes" 2 line cypher

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  1. Algebra

    Algebra sooo classic

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    Everyone knows ya momma dumb, she got a real lame posture
    plus the stupid bitch thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
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  2. -Alk-

    -Alk- AlkatraZ

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    I'll start by saying your whore mom's fucked about every man breathing
    I call her addition and subtraction, cause she's so damn easy
    Not to mention she's ugly, beauty she was born with can't be seen
    Like the subtle differences between oranges and tangerines
    I also forgot to tell you about the whereabouts she can be seen at
    Any given corner at any given time, kid, believe than
    I also don't know how she could achieve that level of poverty
    Living on the streets with no cash is still better that stoppin me
    Askin' me for change, thinkin' thoughts of robbin me
    Trying to bring out the shock in me, doesn't the bitch know that a job is free?
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  3. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Your momma's so stupid she dropped you on your head the day you were born on
    Even more stupid is the fact she thinks that's the reason you're such a moron
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  4. Hex Sniper

    Hex Sniper New Member

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    im the Illest, when it "Comes to Moms"
    And yours is So fat Her Pantyhos Dont "Run, They Jog"//

    Lol^ thats an original mommajoke.. i made up ages ago
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  5. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    ^^ any momma joke you think you originaly made up ages ago, prolly was said ages ago somewhere else before anyone ever heard you say it

    Ya momma so ugly, damn, I could never be sober-to-bone/
    Not to mention the bitch has to trick-or-treat over-the-phone/
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  6. SOUNDR@GON

    SOUNDR@GON Zig'n & Zag'n

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    Don't talk about moms, yours is a whore born in a test tube
    Experiment gone bad, & can't tell her right, from her left boob
    One Sloppy Mess, those that can attest, call her CYFLOPS
    Where her Belly Might stop? Zit on her forehead like CYCLOPS.

    When I was born, horns blared. Cigars & lights where passed out,
    When you were born, your mom just cryed & passed out.
    The doctor snatched you by the feet, but then instead of slapping you,
    He slapped your mom's face, just for wasting his time having you...
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  7. C-Project

    C-Project The Internets

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    Your momma sucks at rap more than you do, told her to write fire and she wrote scripts-to-hell
    She so fuckin' skinny when an anorexic woman tried to hug her she slipped-and-fell
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  8. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    ya mama's pussy so nasty they ate it on fear factor/
    so fat i stick my ear to her rolls and swear i hear laughter/
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  9. HellRzah

    HellRzah PurE EviL

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    you know what bugs me, yo momma's so ugly,
    that I rather want the daughter of Frankenstein to fuck me
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  10. -Alk-

    -Alk- AlkatraZ

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    Your momma's so fat she went to tennis practice and played the wall
    She WAS the wall, it wasn't the first time she was sprayed with balls, though
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