"Yo Mama jokes" 2 line cypher

Everyone knows ya momma dumb, she got a real lame posture
plus the stupid bitch thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

I'll start by saying your whore mom's fucked about every man breathing
I call her addition and subtraction, cause she's so damn easy
Not to mention she's ugly, beauty she was born with can't be seen
Like the subtle differences between oranges and tangerines
I also forgot to tell you about the whereabouts she can be seen at
Any given corner at any given time, kid, believe than
I also don't know how she could achieve that level of poverty
Living on the streets with no cash is still better that stoppin me
Askin' me for change, thinkin' thoughts of robbin me
Trying to bring out the shock in me, doesn't the bitch know that a job is free?

Your momma's so stupid she dropped you on your head the day you were born on
Even more stupid is the fact she thinks that's the reason you're such a moron

im the Illest, when it "Comes to Moms"
And yours is So fat Her Pantyhos Dont "Run, They Jog"//

Lol^ thats an original mommajoke.. i made up ages ago

^^ any momma joke you think you originaly made up ages ago, prolly was said ages ago somewhere else before anyone ever heard you say it

Ya momma so ugly, damn, I could never be sober-to-bone/
Not to mention the bitch has to trick-or-treat over-the-phone/

Don't talk about moms, yours is a whore born in a test tube
Experiment gone bad, & can't tell her right, from her left boob
One Sloppy Mess, those that can attest, call her CYFLOPS
Where her Belly Might stop? Zit on her forehead like CYCLOPS.

When I was born, horns blared. Cigars & lights where passed out,
When you were born, your mom just cryed & passed out.
The doctor snatched you by the feet, but then instead of slapping you,
He slapped your mom's face, just for wasting his time having you...

Your momma sucks at rap more than you do, told her to write fire and she wrote scripts-to-hell
She so fuckin' skinny when an anorexic woman tried to hug her she slipped-and-fell​

ya mama's pussy so nasty they ate it on fear factor/
so fat i stick my ear to her rolls and swear i hear laughter/

you know what bugs me, yo momma's so ugly,
that I rather want the daughter of Frankenstein to fuck me

Your momma's so fat she went to tennis practice and played the wall
She WAS the wall, it wasn't the first time she was sprayed with balls, though