"Yo Mama jokes" 2 line cypher

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  1. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    Here's just a lil example to show "How old is ya mama?"
    From third grade that bitch still owes Yoda a dolla'..
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  2. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    ^^ LMFAO!! nice...gave me an idea

    I feel-the-sense, ya mom’s so greasy she could easily kill-with-prints/
    Not to mention she so old she knew Burger King when he was still-a-prince/
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  3. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    haha fuck nah...

    Ya mom so fuckin fat her hero is captain crunch..
    I never seen someone say and LOOK full after lunch..
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  4. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    ^^ haha....here we go

    Flip-her-the-bird, she’s so nasty every time I see her I got to spit-on-the-curb/
    Cuz ya momma’s so hairy, Big Foot be taken pictures-of-her/
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  5. i Luv Da Cock

    i Luv Da Cock TRU "GINGER" KID

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    ya moms so ugly she looked like u
    but with longer hair and huger boobs
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  6. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    She uses felt-for-tampax, only gettin “boners” when I felt-her-“hands”-next/
    Cuz ya momma’s so skinny she has to wear a belt-with-spandex/
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  7. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    Why ya mama act-funny, she so fat u could hide yo dad in that-tummy/
    But she just as stupid, bitch sold her car for gas-money/
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  8. Lex_Diamond

    Lex_Diamond Assassin

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    * Its Been so long since MoMMa Jokes...*

    " Yo momma's funky.. She smell like Miracle Whipped /\/\unkeys...
    She rock's a solar powered Flashlight..and asked ya Dad about Mummys..."

    -/\ss/\ss|n
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  9. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    Ask-yo-self when she sat on ur brother just imagine how that-boy-felt/
    Cause ur momma so fat , to keep her pants on she wears the asteroid-belt/
    Nice-ta-know-moms who's family dirty nobody would ever try-for-those-slobs/
    Cuz the fukkin mama so stupid, she tried to "apply"-for-a-blow"job"/
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  10. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    Yo momma so fat, she sat on the rainbow...
    And i aint seen no skittles, cuz that motha fucka broke..
    HA, and she straight devoured the leprachaun's gold..
    She's lucky i kno, she sells shade in the summer and her blubber neva gets cold..
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  11. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    Tall-and-jacked-up your momma also ugly in red, look like a ball-in-catsup/
    Tell her to take a shower, cause she so smelly that “right guard” called-for-backup/
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  12. Hustler MC

    Hustler MC You Gotta Love It

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    okay okay^^^nice

    ya moms so fuccin stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved/
    and she's a hoe, throws more balls than brett favre/
    and when u see da bitch ask her hows her head doin/
    cuz i fucked her shit up even worse than USC did to tha bruins/
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  13. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    ^ you know you can get banned for promoting on another site?

    See-man-stop-this,to ur mom, this line so “phat” that only she-can-top-this/
    That lil whore, she reminds me of a 747 cause she the three-man-"cock-pit"/
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  14. ExoticUsername

    ExoticUsername New Member

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    I met this fat bitch, didn't think it was significant
    Except I saw her name on yo fuckin' birth certificate
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  15. Extreme Venom

    Extreme Venom Well-Known Member

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    Yes you can indeed... & we see that he was..
    Turns out Ex. Venom banned the nigga for 3 Months..
    Cause his Momma's so Bald we call the Bitch Peach fuzz..
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  16. EdgarAllenFlow

    EdgarAllenFlow Punchlinestein

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    your mom is respectable but her work is shady
    she's very classy son, she only fucks in mercedes
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  17. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Your mama's so ugly, I asked if she was wearing a mask
    She said "Yeah, 'cause I'm ugly" and that was a fugly ass mask
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  18. EdgarAllenFlow

    EdgarAllenFlow Punchlinestein

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    you're mother aint a whore, but my message is wrong
    and you're just a "Memento" of what I left in your mom
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  19. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    Ya wonder-when-heads like ya mommas slumber-and-dred/
    Plus ya mom so short she does backflips under-the-bed/
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  20. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    A decent-laugh is all my need, let me release-a-sad/
    Fact that ya momma's so short she uses condoms as a sleepin-bag/
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