"Yo Mama jokes" 2 line cypher

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  1. BlastOff

    BlastOff Ready, Aim, Fire!!!!!!!!

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    follow me

    Yo mama so short, she can sit on a curb and kick her legs/
    matter of fact, she gotta stand on her toes to give me head...
    test
  2. Bobbypen

    Bobbypen warm & fuzzy

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    Yo mama so ugly,
    niggas dress as her for halloween/
    and i aint tryna crack jokes on Jack, but that was clean.......
    test
  3. BlastOff

    BlastOff Ready, Aim, Fire!!!!!!!!

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    Yo mama so stupid:
    she put a peephole in a glass door/
    the ugly bitch gotta wear a mask to shop in a store
    yo mama so stupid:
    she tried to wake up a sleeping bag and failed/
    she yells in envelopes to send a voice mail
    test
  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    someone should put ya mom in the closet and lock door
    cuz ya mom's so dumb she thought 7-11 was a watch store
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  5. mc_carls

    mc_carls Carls

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    ur mama wishes she was a bloke
    tryed to shove her strap on down my throat
    sayin 'my lil boy doesnt mind a poke'
    test
  6. *Montgomery*

    *Montgomery* 6↕☼ heat

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    the first is always my set up the jokes in da next bar...
    (son ya moms soo fatt...)
    my 'lines are so nasty', sorta like ya moma's stretch marks...
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  7. BlastOff

    BlastOff Ready, Aim, Fire!!!!!!!!

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    yo mama gotta glass titty with a catfish in it/
    the bitch only drink from glasses if got piss in it
    test
  8. blackwell

    blackwell New Member

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    Shes always eating food thats home cooked...maybe thats why shes got more chins than a chine phone book
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  9. mirage1

    mirage1 The One and Only

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    Kid ya mama so ugly her shadow divorced her
    She so fat she need double garter belts to reinforce her
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  10. Mr. Inkwell

    Mr. Inkwell the real.

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    ya mamas so fat dat when she fell in the ocean the whales startin singing, "WE ARE FAMILY"... "I LOVE ALL MY SISTAS AND ME"...
    test
  11. Cadet_Karma

    Cadet_Karma I used to give a fuck....

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    ya mama so dump she didnt get the abortion
    wait this was for her and you so excuse the distortion
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  12. i Luv Da Cock

    i Luv Da Cock TRU "GINGER" KID

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    You momma so stupid she fucked your ugly ass dad//
    Bitch got pregnant and ended with a child she wished she never had (YOU)!!//

    fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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  13. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    Slappin-this-fat-bitch, so hard ya mom will be blind when I’m crackin-her-glasses/
    Cuz ya momma’s so fat she has to wipe her ass-with-a-mattress/
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  14. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    she's soo fat..
    she wears an abcdef-G string..
    I swear it made me believe she's chokin at the heavy rate she's breathing..
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  15. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    ^^ haha, that G-String line

    I’m shakin-when-her-hands-lay, cuz she’s mistakin-every-damn-day/
    For a “pig” cuz ya momma’s so greasy she uses “bacon”-as-a-band-aid/
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  16. TyrantTMABM

    TyrantTMABM registered to shit on u

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    ya mommas so stupid, a brain is wat she desires,
    damn, she so fat, she turns trucks into low-riders
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  17. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    It’s wrong-and-E-nough, cuz cows know she’s the bomb-when-she-fuck/
    And her breath so stank every time she yawns-her-teeth-duck/
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  18. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    Ya mom so tiny that bitch uses dorritos to hang-glide..
    Thats the joke-cant think of another cuz my brains fried..dang im....high
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  19. J High

    J High **He's Still Got It**

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    So tall she put the clock-in-the-tower, every step stompin-on-flowers/
    Plus ya momma’s so bald she gets brain washed-in-the-shower/
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  20. Cadet_Karma

    Cadet_Karma I used to give a fuck....

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    ya mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for PAP smear
    and thought a QB was a refund so she was like "Can I have my quarter back dear?"

    DAMN that was so lame LOL
    test
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