Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by ddoc619, Sep 11, 2011.
excuse me, whats ur name?
that's definitely a great opener man!!!!
thugga does not approve of above advice
you must say bitch whats good hoe you gonna lick my toes hoe oh no i got a chode bro
Or you could be a non awkward cunt and say "hey, hows it going" she'll respond... then you introduce yourself and she'll do the same regardless of whether shes interested, instead of being a corny dork and saying "excuse me misses what be thy name"
or you can say "uhh heyyy, uhh wheres the bathroom? can you show me where the bathroom is IM GONNA RAPE YOU BITCH MMMMMM"
walk str8 up to that bowlegged bitch and say BITCH SHAKE THAT ASS ON MY DICK, WHAT?
I find that quiet girls are the easiest to flex game on. It's easier to act like the alpha-male around them and put on strong, confident, non-stop witty airs that combats their shy, timid persona. Plus, they're always gonna listen to you, so you can talk about yourself highly and she'll get more impressed.
Prepare to be the one that will initiate and carry the conversation all the time. Prepare to make decisions for her and suggest things for her to do. It's just gonna happen. If your personality is ok with that, then it shouldn't be a problem.
Same way you approach any other hoe.
With dick and $$ in hand.
word. thanks peeps
haha god damn
Follow it with "are you satisfied with your current telecommunications provider?" = instant pussy
i would see what shes doing and approach her with confident humor pertaining to what shes doing.
say hi and spark up conversation using attention to detail...
if you dont know how to do that then read a book, some shit you just cant teach
lmao @ read a book. but word fellas
ive never used pick up lines, i would just converse with them while saying sly compliments and getting to the point in under two minutes
if you dont get straight to the point you will end up in the friend zone... and that shit is uber gay
slick: cheaaaa....the world is black n white, you have about 2 minutes 2 get to know a girl and fuck her otherwise youre fucked....mkay! you must have really good relationships n shit
also....its gay to be friends with girls who have even more girlfriends that will want you eventually...yeah.....gay is the right word.
guaranteed this guy comes back in a month all like "well she seemed quiet at first but now shes constantly phoning me to talk about boring shit like what she's eaten today, how the weather affected her hair, the type of look the girl in starbucks gave her..."
...leading to new thread: 'Yo Fellas How Do You Shut A Moaning Bitch Up?'
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