Yeshua is coming back with a sword...

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  1. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    ...Do you know what that "sword" is?.....his words.


    Heathens won't be able to stand before him.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeshua smokes mad blunts

    him and i will be super tight homies
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  3. Jay Bee

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    my sword is my dick =======D
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ^^you will be able to stop him from talking with the right techniques

    lol
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  5. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    yep and he's gonna make it fold under and poke you
    right in the ass with it and say "GO YE AND FUCK THYSELF!!!"
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol

    did you see immortals? if not do you know about the execution technique "the brass bull"?

    I always figured thats how god would punish heathens
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  7. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    was not aware that yeshua promoted self-homosexuality
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  8. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Good movie
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  9. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Rickson by armbar
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  10. lyricalpriest

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    LOL god's down with gfu


    sweet!
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  11. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    LO!

    :numaan:
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  12. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :dead:
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  13. Jay Bee

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    iight good so im not the only one who saw that as the gayest threat ever
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  14. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    i thought it was pretty amazing tbh..
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  15. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Pretty funny. I think every sector of society needs a alias3000.
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  16. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Oh god no. One is far too many as it is.
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  17. TheBigPayback

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    I think athiest hold a monopoly on alias3000s iah
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  18. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    I accidentally that whole sentence.
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  19. Jay Bee

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    BP was dethroned as the christian that made us facepalm on rm the most within a week
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  20. TheBigPayback

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    Lol. U must not visit the audiohookups section much
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