Ya know what I did for the first time the other day?

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    And I loved it

    I went down on a woman

    I never did it and always thought I wasn't able to because my tounge is messed up, I can't stick it out very well, hard to explain

    I had a surgery on it but I didn't think it fixed it properly. But I went down on this woman the other day and she said I did a good job. She was moaning and shit and I made her squirt.

    It just turns me on cuz I like when the woman is in control and dominating me. I told her to rap her legs around me and hold my head down and talk dirty to me. I don't know it's just what I like. Plan on eating out alot more women soon.
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  2. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    We need a P.Chase subforum. Cause this thread just made my day..
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  3. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    @J o o k is the king of this stuff i hear
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  4. King Dex

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    Why do you think this is, Paper?
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  5. King Dex

    King Dex Neos Helios

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    I had my own subforum for like a week.

    It was the best.
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    lol dude is happy about eating pussy.....

    i can imagine how he'll react when he eats ass for the first time
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  7. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I felt like the king of cunnilingus the first time I ate a booty hole.
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    porn fucked a nigga up.....i ate ass the same day i lost my virginity. best experiment ever.
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  9. King Dex

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    lol.

    Yeah.

    Porn gave my generation a fucked up idea of how sex goes. We were all jaded by 14.
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  10. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    P Chase you're my boy so I hope you're not offended but I'm going to tell you exactly what it is since you don't know.

    You're a sissy boy who is in the first stages of becoming a full blown cuck.

    Nothing wrong with that at all. I like guys like you. [pause]

    It starts with you letting your woman dominate you. Soon she'll be sitting on your face "play" suffocating you. Next will come a little finger in your ass, just enough to feel your body shake like a school girl. Then comes the toys and anal beads. She's going going to have you tied up with a shiny red ball in your mouth as she puts you over her knee and lashes your ass until your cheeks are nice and rosey.

    But that's just the start of the humiliation. The ending product is you tied to a chair in the corner while an alpha male like me destroys the pussy of the woman you love and make her feel how you never could with your sissy little cock. You just sit and stair with your small little soldier at attention but can't even manage to jerk off because your hands are bound.

    Next I empty my balls deep in your woman as her body subconsciously yearns for my seed.

    Once I'm done with MY filthy little slut, I'll let her lead you to the bed by your leash and have you suck all my seed out of her womb like a good cuck.

    Don't forget to bring us hot towels after cupcake.

    :eek:
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  11. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol Jook what the fuck? How is that gonna happen when I fuck these women in my apartment. I'm not letting them bring another guy in there nor would they ever try to

    Haha Galeta word up. I like you now lol.
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  12. Shadow

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    I just cried
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  13. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    This was reeeeaaaaally detailed. You've done this a few times, haven't you?
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  14. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    I think he means that you will start the way you are then gradually turn into that. is my guess
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  15. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    :obamafuckit:

    Shout out to p chase :vera-de-milo-in-living-color:
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  16. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    U got to find her "g spot" and then spell out your name in cursive with your tounge on it. But use "paper chaser" instead of p.chase since it's longer.

    Thank me later.
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  17. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Nah b. I'ma tell you how to make a bitch cum all over your mouth [pause].

    You spread the lips ever so gently b, slightly exposing that clitoris. You run your wet warm tongue across it and watch her body respond to it. Suck the clitoris a little bit and simultaneously use your tongue in sideways motion (back and forth not up and down) "flicking" the clitoris at a rapid speed. That's to make them cum. However it's all in the passion, make love to that fucking pussy with your mouth my man.

    [pause]
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  18. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    I usually eat the pussy for a half hour to 45 mins. While they check their twitter/instagram ect
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  19. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    That's gay nigguh.

    But since you added the pause it's all good :luxplease:
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  20. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    I edited it to be less gay
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  21. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    That's some real nigguh shit
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