ya boy eg doin time in da clink. write me bruhs

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  1. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    you can write me as if im loaded lux himself and i will respond as loaded lux if you'd like, i am also trying to be nice

    gonna log off and go hang wit my girlyo for a bit and then peace out, later yall ITS BEEN RILL
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    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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  3. HASH WEDNESDAY

    HASH WEDNESDAY Member

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    40 days? shits a nap pussy
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  4. OfficialBpayne

    OfficialBpayne Active Member

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    County always Sucks ass worse than going to State. State would be a 1000X better but you need a min of a 6 month sentence to go to state prison I believe.. 2 months aint shit.. do that on your head, Read, work out, come out a new man.. I use to have this saying when I would do years in Prison .. it's only 2 days.. the Day I go in and the Day I come out .. lol.. looking back on it, it's kind of a dumb statement but it helped at the time.. Your biggest problem will be Boredom oh and Always wear your sandals in the Shower.. your gonna meet some Dirtball motherfuckers in there and don't wanna get athletes foot haha.. hopefully u have cells.. in my county it's always overcrowded so we get the Luxury of sleeping on the floor for a few weeks until a cell is available.. be Good G. and hold it down
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  5. bobbylight

    bobbylight Well-Known Member

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    What state are you in? Mandating drug counseling that someone has to pay for is absolute bullshit.
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  6. brodeezy

    brodeezy take this fuccin neg

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    35k posts?


    nigga gonna go crazy inside lmao

    gonna have 45k a week afterhes out u know dude gonna be planning threads
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  7. TheAak

    TheAak Well-Known Member

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    you are an outlier, but only because, you are white.. this happens all the time to minority.. they just arrested a judge that was sentencing "kids for cash" and had all his conviction in the last 10 years overturned

    it actually is a racket .. you should contact an actual lawyer or some shit

    don't just take it, lying down ... you can insert a prison rape joke, there, if you like
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  8. TheAak

    TheAak Well-Known Member

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    wait, do you live in Arizona or Nevada or some shit? if so, then there aint shit a lawyer can do .. contact the supreme court

    edit: wait, are you a white man? if so, then there's nothing you can't do .. contact the media and your senator
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  9. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    officially out, later guys! keep me from being bored, ive entertained yall for years. YOU OWE ME!
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  10. Track 2

    Track 2 Well-Known Member

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    edit: nevermind saw you only doing 40 days?


    40 FUCKING DAYS AND YOURE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH? god damn these white nerdy kids on here are a bunch of fucking pussies
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  11. gregrieke20

    gregrieke20 Well-Known Member

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    Now if the movies i've seen are anything like real prison (and I'm confident they are) this should be easy-peazy-lemon squeezy.

    First you need to befriend a wily old light skinned black gentleman with an Irish nickname. Over time the life lessons you will receive from him will be irreplaceable. You will start saying nouns preceded by the verb that describes how they are used, i.e. 'chewin gum', 'sippin whiskey', and 'playin cards'. Eventually you will gain the the light skinned gentleman's trust to the point you feel comfortable enough to ask him to procure a rock hammer for you. He'll find it funny and be skeptical, so prepare for that. Assure him you are merely going to use it for shaping and polishing rocks into chess pieces as you are an avid chess player (I suggest you get into chess if you aren't already). Slowly over time you will be able to use said rock hammer to break through your cell wall. Wait for a night when there is a big storm (luckily for you you're in Seattle!) and finally break through the wall making your way to a large sewer pipe. Using a large rock, break through the sewer pipe, but only do so when there is a large boom of thunder. Eventually you will make your way into the pipe (be prepared it will smell). You will have to crawl through approximately 2 football fields worth of human waste, but it will be worth it, cuz at the end you are a free man!

    After this you will move down to Mexico, where you will have your own boat, and you will live on the beach. And that's not it, guess who will eventually be joining you?...the wily old Irish nicknamed light skinned black gentleman!!!...you two will live out the rest of your lives down there sharing old stories and playing with playin cards, sipping on sippin whiskey, and chewing chewin gum. And you may or may not be gay together (I was never sure about that part).
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  12. _gp_

    _gp_ _ C M Y K _

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    Lollllll, fucking Greg...
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  13. gregrieke20

    gregrieke20 Well-Known Member

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    You're welcome in advance.
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  14. roc55555

    roc55555 Well-Known Member

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    EG doin more time than the top URL heads. Credibility>>>>>
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  15. _gp_

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    I'd respect this proclamation 10x more if op was going in to the armed services, or got accepted to a university / post graduate school, going on some kind of mission related to his religious faith, etc...

    I've had people close to me who did longer over weaker shit, and people close to me who did worse that are still free

    Most of us already have some type of debt, anyway... I mean, that's how I look at it

    The US justice system is wacky as fuck, I would never wanna go to jail over some super punk shit, personally

    If I serve time, pleasebelieveme, it will be worth it

    This whole thread is just silly to me
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  16. brodeezy

    brodeezy take this fuccin neg

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    greg going shawshank up in this bitch
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  17. MCVeteran

    MCVeteran I enjoy Capri Suns

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    Best thread in the past 5 years.

    I'll miss you Matthew
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  18. MCVeteran

    MCVeteran I enjoy Capri Suns

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    So EG is addicted to Oxycotin...got it.
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  19. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    come on now
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  20. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    yeah nevermind enjoy your time with the other addicts
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