ya boy eg doin time in da clink. write me bruhs

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  1. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    THEY FINALLY LOCKING ME DOWN

    3.5 year old charge, nothing serious or fun, i got seriously fucked over badly. people on their 2nd dui don't even do this much time and i cussed at a store clerk to get out of my face. anyway, ya boy mapes gonna write me some random shit about battles to keep the boredom at bay. compile random shit for him in this thread please. good quotes, funny things ill miss, iono, anything

    gonna keep this thread running hopefully. he's gonna paste me random shit you guys say to me when he sends me crap. hopefully i am allowed to write stuff back, if not, man i will be bored. would appreciate anything to keep me busy and writing, so send me some multis to try and rhyme and some topics or some shit. haven't written in a long time, and now i have nothing to do but that, so whatever

    ill mail some shit back to him and he can relay the message. he'll prob get baked and forget about me or something though. i need a carrier pigeon.

    would appreciate anything fun and amusing.

    #freeeg
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  2. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    im one of the goats, guys. never forget me!
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  3. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    also, if anybody wants to battle me like 4-8 bars at a time, feel free to paste it in this thread. ill let mapes decide what to send. i will text battle through mail by actually writing lyrics. this is what my life has come to.
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  4. Stolos26

    Stolos26 Active Member

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    quit duckin Foreman
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  5. ukallday

    ukallday Active Member

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    You look like a good guy, how did it end up like this?
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  6. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    How long? And this is county? Or what kind of facility...and did u catch a real felony for yelling at a store clerk?
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  7. D-Lor

    D-Lor Well-Known Member

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    Good luck.
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  8. The Saurus

    The Saurus Two Times of a lotta shit

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    damn son. do thug for your own good. handle that business young Syk
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  9. JustJ123

    JustJ123 Well-Known Member

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    You're going to jail for cussing at a store clerk?

    You need to battle Diz when you get out. In a gas station.
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  10. mambaregime

    mambaregime Midwest Movement

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    Damn, hold ya head bruh. Keep it kosher in there so you can get that good behavoir early release.

    #freeeg

    #fuckdapolice and the govt
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  11. avocado

    avocado Well-Known Member

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    hold it down bro.

    you'll be out in no time.
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  12. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    i hope u're aight if u're actually doin time

    if u're not doin time (which u probly aren't), then continue havin fun @ ya computer E.G
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  13. Soda Popinski

    Soda Popinski Bitches Love Soda

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    Holy shit, 35,000 posts.
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  14. GASP

    GASP ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!

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    They sentenced him for a day in prison per Rapmusic post
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  15. BasedNIGLETT

    BasedNIGLETT THROWIN LOGS OUTA CHIMNEY

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    [youtube]MeBXuSkxJq8[/youtube]
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  16. serge

    serge Well-Known Member

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    You should be quite popular in there


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  17. GASP

    GASP ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!

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    Was just bout to say, EG finna finally lose that big V
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  18. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    im going to jail just to keep me safe from him


    thanks, ive been told i look like a good guy. um, basically because i was drunk when i got arrested, they made me get drug/alc evaluations. the person giving the evaluation lied his ass off, which locked me into additional treatment. he said i drink 4 times per week, 8 beers minimum (lol id die if i drank that much) and i am cannabis dependent (still never smoked weed ever). so that report that said i go through intense alc/drug withdrawls fucked me over and locked me into more "treatment" which was hell.

    i refused to do more and asked to have my case closed. through having a horrible public defender (obv) and the courts being retarded, i got 2 months in jail when she said it would be like a week. like i said, people with duis get a small amount of treatment, a fine, and probation. i got 10 days community service, tons of treatment from BS reasons, a big fine, probation, and now jail.

    whatever, it is what it is. im just glad itll be over.


    ya county jail, no felony


    haha thanks man. im not worried or in some awful state of panic. its not a horrible jail. its just going to suck and be boring as fuck. and the food is horrid. i did a day in there a few months back when the courts got mad at me. and yeah, ill only do 40 days unless i get in trubbo.


    haha why would i lie about doing time in jail? shit isn't cool or gangsta. it just sucks i didn't do what the courts are insinuating i did. truthfully idek wtf they think happened. the truth is, i yelled at some store clerk to gtfoomf when he was screaming at me.
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  19. GASP

    GASP ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!

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    So they just said that you did weed and it was official? Be glad they ain't put some anal rape in there.

    NEVER bend over in the shower. NEVER look back. ALWAYS be on the lookout for your sweet white booty.
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  20. HattaTheHatter

    HattaTheHatter Hatta Hightopp

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    Wait, youre a dude? With GODDESS as a name?
    :katface:
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