XXL's review of 50 Cent's "The Massacare"

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  1. Parental_Advisory

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    50 Cent - The Massacare
    Rating: XL

    We've seen it happen time and time again. MC So-and-So debuts strongly only to crash and burn with their second LP. It's plagued the likes Jeru the Damaja, Raekwon, and the Pharcyde. Most artists usually blame the failure of their re-up disc on the dreaded sophomore jinx. But for every MC So-and-So, there is an exception. Someone like 50 Cent, a definitive star that makes more hits than excuses. Although his 2003 debut Get Rich or Die Tryin' moved over 10 million units worldwide, the rap behemoth looks to get even richer with The Massacare.

    Relying on the same Formula 50 that brought him success in the past, the G-Unit boss packs his latest opus with pistol-packin' bravado and P.I.M.P. talk that, though expected, is strengthed by his name tax bracket. For the most part, the combination works. Take "Position of Power," where Fiddy recaps his meteoric climb to success over JR's criminally hard drums ("Made a hundred mil off music, hundred grand off crack/ Now I'm about to see my jeweler so I can blow off a stack"). The potent percussion play continues on the broke-Mac-sprayin' "Piggybank," where the Queens native fires back at everyone from Shyne to Jadakiss to Fat Joe, who gets hit with "That fat nigga thought 'Lean Back' was 'In Da Club'/ My shit sold 11 mil', his shit was a dud."

    But man can't live off beef alone. So instead of taking shots at rapper, Mr. Jackson aims for the female mind and body, providing explicit and specific instructions on how to reach his G-G-G-G spot, on the Scott Storch-produced "A Lil' Bit" and scrumptious first single "Candy Shop." 50 then thaws out his heart on the potetional summer scorcher "So Amazing," which, along with lead single, features G-Unit First Lady Olivia.

    As the project continues, pussy, power, pistols, and paper seem to be the dominating themes. But like one of 50's mentors once said: Been there, done that. What fans (or maybe just critics) wanna hear from an artist positioned as the Biggie or Jay-Z of this new generation is growth and evolution--in layman's terms: classic shit. Instead Hi-Tek's sonically charged instrumental for "Get In My Car" gets bogged down with misogynistic ramblings. The same can be said for "Ski Mask Way" and "This Is 50." While the latter's potential is supplied by Sha Money XL's smorgasbord of key flavors, lyrically there's nothing rewind-worthy.

    Rather than push the envelope, 50 opts to play it safe. That's sad, considering there are glimpses of a deeper Curtis Jackson lurking beneath the surface. On the Dr. Dre-produced "Talkin' Bout Me," 50 freaks his version of "Stan" by spitting four verses about himself from the perspective of others. Then, on "Baltimore Love Thing," he pens a conceptual tale about a twisted love/hate relantionship with the female personification of herion. And if you need further proof of 50's depth, just check the introspective "God Gave Me Style," where he informs how lonely it is at the top.

    Problem is, 50's deeper message is buried under all the bling-bling, bullets, and battling. That's not to say The Massacare isn't a solid collection that ravages the sophomore jinx. It's just that times it feels like 50 Cent got rich and stop trying.

    Other album ratings;

    Slim Thug - Already Platinum - XL
    Layzie and Bizzy Bone - Bone Brothers - M
    Cormega - The Testament - XL
    Pimp C - Sweet James Jones Stories - M
    Big Noyd - On the Grind - M
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  2. eveready920

    eveready920 Keep droppin it Dade

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    lol @ cormega n 50 getting the same rating haha
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  3. Blemickis

    Blemickis I get computers puting

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    I was thinking the exact same thing
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  4. NinoBrowN15

    NinoBrowN15 the 100 million man

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    I'm suprised they didnt give 50 a XXL, they are on those niggas dicks hard
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  5. noreaga

    noreaga New Member

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    like i said xxl should change their name to shady/aftermath monthly
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  6. Mist

    Mist Micnificent

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    God forbid he would get a XL rating because his album is good.
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  7. Hippie Lettuce

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    werd^^^
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  8. JohnnyDangerous

    JohnnyDangerous New Member

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    Did you even read the review? It was a very balanced account and showed no bias.

    The album sounds exactly like what I'm expecting. Enjoyable, but very little stubstance.
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  9. Sinned

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    ^^ Seriously, everyone saying they're riding him, when they actually were pretty critical
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  10. Dizasta_HHW

    Dizasta_HHW The Horror

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    Why is that funny?
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  11. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    they need a better rating system.

    slim thug is garbage, and he gets an xl? pfffft.
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