wtf....so im makin

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    im trying to make some coffee, im using a coffee maker. Im reading the directions on the back of the coffee and the fuckin shit says to me "use 2tbs per 167ml of water"....

    wtf is 167ml of water? who drinks 167ml?

    your average coffee cup usually 250ml....so its askin for almost 3 fuckin tablespoons of coffee per cup!

    thats fuckin rediculous! For one thats gonna be some super thick black coffee, Two, why pick such an asshole number(167ml)??

    so anyways i make the fuckin shit my way, with 1tbs of coffee per 2-cups of water and the shit comes out still a lil strong...so imagine if i made that shit the way they asked....

    id be drinking straight black acid. That shit would eat a hole through any stomache lining...

    i feel im gonna write these assholes and tell them that their directions are WAY off and if people follow them they are gonna puke or dump the shit in the sink....


    fuckin goddamn fuckin fuck
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  2. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    Glad I don't drink coffee :/
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    you really should, its the nectar of the gods......

    (you also gotta not mind drinking gods nectar)
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  4. D_Y_O_Z

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    I drink coffee everyday yea i want i medal
    ...next time use the measurments that you think are most appropiate no
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  5. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I'd rather drink Tea :eek:)
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  6. Short2003

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    I put one scoop of coffee for every 2 cups of water... Did you coffee come with a scoop??
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  7. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    My parent's use one scoop for 12 cups =o I dunno what size the scoop is tho. I'd have to check. But for a full pot of coffee they have one little scoop thing.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    no scoop but it says 2 tbs per 167ml of water......trust me, thats insanely strong coffee
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  9. Jaded Conceptz

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    Mmm.. I love coffee. It's like an orgasm in my mouth..
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  10. Short2003

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    Maybe there was a misprint on the can or something [dunno]

    Missprint? Mis-print? Is that even a word???
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  11. Snikka

    Snikka Vision Action Execution

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    I don't fuck with coffee..
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  12. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I looked at my Mom's place and she uses a 1/4 cup for 12 cups. Not sure what that works out too lol. But they seem to think it taste fine.

    I'm still not sure how ppl can drink more then 2-3 cups of coffee a day tho :/
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