[WTF?] Jennifer Aniston Named Sexiest Woman Of All Time By Men's Health Magazine

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  1. 100 Bullets

    100 Bullets You Don't Know Your Enemy

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    TERRIBLE LIST. Top 5 is as bad as it gets. Yeah, white dudes definitely made it but even still.

    Also, on the list... Sasha Grey? Wtf?

    1. Jennifer Aniston
    2. Raquel Welch
    3. Marilyn Monroe
    4. Britney Spears
    5. Madonna
    6. Ursula Andress
    7. Bettie Page
    8. Pamela Anderson
    9. Jane Fonda
    10. Angelina Jolie
    11. Sharon Stone
    12. Scarlett Johansson
    13. Catherine Deneuve
    14. Megan Fox
    15. Jenny McCarthy
    16. Christie Brinkley
    17. Anna Nicole Smith
    18. Shakira
    19. Heather Locklear
    20. Heidi Klum
    21. Monica Bellucci
    22. Salma Hayek
    23. Carmen Electra
    24. Cameron Diaz
    25. Gisele Bundchen
    26. Kim Kardashian
    27. Natalie Portman
    28. Ann-Margret
    29. Anna Kournikova
    30. Jayne Mansfield
    31. Farrah Fawcet
    32. Penelope Cruz
    33. Beyonce
    34. Claudia Cardinale
    35. Halle Berry
    36. Betty Grable
    37. Claudia Schiffer
    38. Teri Hatcher
    39. Cindy Crawford
    40. Mariah Carey
    41. Miranda Kerr
    42. Brooke Shields
    43. Erin Andrews
    44. Aishwarya Rai
    45. Michelle Pfeiffer
    46. Paris Hilton
    47. Sophia Loren
    48. Kathy Ireland
    49. Jenna Jameson
    50. Brooklyn Decker
    51. Kim Basinger
    52. Carrie Fisher
    53. Lauren Bacall
    54. Jessica Alba
    55. Mae West
    56. Bo Derek
    57. Pam Grier
    58. Rita Hayworth
    59. Diane Lane
    60. Jennifer Lopez
    61. Denise Richards
    62. Veronica Lake
    63. Tyra Banks
    64. Kylie Minogue
    65. Nicole Scherzinger
    66. Alicia Silverstone
    67. Jean Harlow
    68. Tawny Kitaen
    69. Elizabeth Taylor
    70. Natassja Kinski
    71. Cheryl Tiegs
    72. Suzanne Somers
    73. Jane Russell
    74. Demi Moore
    75. Brigitte Bardot
    76. Anita Ekberg
    77. Kelly LeBrock
    78. Jane Seymour
    79. Kim Novak
    80. Elle MacPherson
    81. Clara Bow
    82. Audrey Hepburn
    83. Lili St. Cyr
    84. Loni Anderson
    85. Sasha Grey
    86. Grace Kelly
    87. Christina Hendricks
    88. Dorothy Dandridge
    89. Phoebe Cates
    90. Barbara Eden
    91. Susan George
    92. Dolly Parton
    93. Linda Ronstadt
    94. Kathleen Turner
    95. Julia Roberts
    96. Mila Kunis
    97. Cybill Shepherd
    98. June Wilkinson
    99. Tina Turner
    100. Catherine Bach
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  2. Feel Harmonics

    Feel Harmonics New Member

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    check you're pm's pimpin
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  3. xghamdix

    xghamdix Well-Known Member

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    lmao this list is a joke.
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    vladhood New Member

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    99. tina turner

    forgot a couple 9s?
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  5. Kunty McPhuck

    Kunty McPhuck aka Mr C U Next Tuesday

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    Bullets if you dont get it by now, you'll never will. The majority of men will fuck anything.

    Aniston has that everyday women look and the majority of men who probably voted for her, grew up with her (Friends was that piff back in the mid/late 90's for the 1st 3 seasons atleast) and the majority of the voters are most likely white as well. You also got to remember alot of the people on that list are on there for one role. Take Ursula Andress, all she is known for is walkin out of the Ocean in Dr No. Aniston had a whole hairstyle named after her character
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  6. Kunty McPhuck

    Kunty McPhuck aka Mr C U Next Tuesday

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    She would of been higher if Ike didnt beat her with the burna
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    attxlatt New Member

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    this list is funny though Raquel Welch at 2 is agl
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  8. Kunty McPhuck

    Kunty McPhuck aka Mr C U Next Tuesday

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    Men have been beat their dick over her for 45 years just off One Million Years B.C..

    Even in the last Naked Gun film, I would still hit it and she was in her mid 50's then.
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    Tiger Ty Fan Tiger Circle Blackbelt

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    Cindy Crawford is top 5 dead or alive, fuck the bullshit. All whites in the top 10? Dayum.

    The fuck is Alicia Keys at? Vida? Fancy from Jamie Foxx show? Jessica Biel?
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  10. 100 Bullets

    100 Bullets You Don't Know Your Enemy

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    The more I look at this list, the more I am amazed.

    Cybil Sheppard?
    Bo Derek?
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  11. Kunty McPhuck

    Kunty McPhuck aka Mr C U Next Tuesday

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    Breh you aint gettin it, alot of these women in the top 100 are boyhood crushes on women who are known for iconic sex symbol roles.

    Bo Derek got her sex symbol status from the film 10 thats it, nothing before and nothing after. It's funny tho coz her dead Husband got 2 ex wifes in the top 60 Ursula Andress being the other one, who is also another 1 hit wonder.

    Take Cameron Diaz, she is alright, but when people 1st saw her in The Mask, she automatically came a sex symbol and off that film when teenage boys loved her off.

    Take Carrie Fisher, really, if she never had the buns in her hair & in a certain film nobody would be loving her off, she basic.
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    tommymagnum New Member

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    The only time Jennifer Anniston looked right was in Horrible Bosses. And it sure wasn't good enough to put her 95 slots over Mila Kunis. This list is nonsense.
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  13. 100 Bullets

    100 Bullets You Don't Know Your Enemy

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    Naw. lol.

    I definitely get it. I understand why they are on here... for certain ppl. Spears and Madonna are perfect examples. But with that said, and understanding the mindset behind many of these names and rankings, it's still a bad list.

    It's like if someone made a list of "top NFL teams of all time" and the Detroit Lions were #2. Then someone was like, yeah, but the dude grew up in Michigan and his uncle had brought him to every Lions opening home game from age 5-16. I'd be like, ok. I get it. Still... they ain't #2.
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  14. 100 Bullets

    100 Bullets You Don't Know Your Enemy

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    So full of win. lol.
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  15. illipsis

    illipsis Ill Collector

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    Weird list tbh. Paris Hilton being mentioned, let alone in the top 50 is NAGL. Don't see how you can front on Sasha Grey though Bulletz. Any porn star who names themselves after a Wilde protagonist is all right in my books haha
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  16. onlyoneq

    onlyoneq New Member

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    id love to impregnate jennifer aniston
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  17. Geedorah

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    Fuck her,she aint even top 50.
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  18. crackalacka2

    crackalacka2 Awful Poster, Ok Tagmaker

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    Somebody cue up the comic book nigga from Simpons, cuz this is unequivocally the worst..........list.............ever.

    Top 10 is a dumpster fire.

    Top 25 is a dumpster fire covered in llama piss and rhino diarrhea.

    Most of this epic failure reads like the guest list at a convention for anorexic, bulimia inclined, figure deficient, chain-smoking-diet-advocating rich bitches.

    Everyone who voted should have their genitalia mutilated.
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  19. Murkfest

    Murkfest Well-Known Member

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    this is the top tier...


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  20. illipsis

    illipsis Ill Collector

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    Whoa whoa whoa, Olivia Wilde ain't even mentioned on this??? Men's Health just earned my eternal enmity tbh
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