WTF is happening in the US?????? Update: WE KILLED OSAMA.. POP BOTTLES.. FUCK HANK

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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Easiest route would be to do a four year Army contract, go to Ranger School go to the 75th, and complete a few other schools, while you're doing your four year contract, knock out a little coursework in communications online, and you'll get picked up when you're done with your contract if you apply.

    Oh, yeah forgot the conflict part, where you get your combat experience from. Get overseas, hold your composure and learn some survival skills in austere conditions.
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  2. SIN!

    SIN! The Truest

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    don't ranger school involve jumping out of planes?
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  3. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    The final "exam" you jump out of a plane into a mock mission but some people were bussed in. Mostly people from other countries.

    If you can't jump out of a plane with a parachute on, merc work may not be for you.

    A lot of people can pull a trigger, that shit is easy.

    Getting to the objective undetected (which may be jumping out of a plane and then waiting in stealth for days)

    Is what it takes.
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  4. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    Jook, you really entertaining sin's request? Hes like 42 years old.

    :funny:
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  5. Archer

    Archer Hamityville

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    [youtube]owOmMJqcCkI[/youtube]

    This was around 24 hours before the announcement that OBL was dead.
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  6. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    dont' even bother asking.


    you baby shit soft.


    leave war to us professionals.
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  7. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    why is double in here? i guess hes finally finished baking all the celebration cakes

    :funny:
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  8. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    hey AVI the magic pizza elf- i got a little pan pizza from pizza hut for lunch the other day


    you mad?

    :funny:
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  9. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    why avi so scared of double???


    nigga know hed get busted up
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  10. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    b whun speaks truth.
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  11. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    that nigga shook as FUCK, dub.
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  12. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    you know you lame as fuck when you gotta try to team up with midget ML cuz i sonned ya old ass so bad

    why u was afraid to say something to jook after he took your money then told you about it?

    you just pedaled ya geriatric ass the fuck on cuz u not about shit

    :funny:
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  13. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    not to detract from my own bad ass status, but magic pizza elves are afraid of damn near everything
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  14. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    dub, why that nigga so scared b?


    maybe he afraid cuz u was in his bitch ass country wit m16s
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  15. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    had an M4

    M16's are outdated
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  16. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    why avi such a bitch tho?



    nigga even scared to reply to u ina thread?



    weird.
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  17. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    he's shook from years of ridicule due to his girlish physique and sissy bangs:funny:
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  18. Hank

    Hank i trane ufc bro

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    Avi getting Hamed on by Dubs iah

    sent from hypno's dungeon tbh
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  19. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    i'd forcefeed hank a ham sandwich
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  20. kingjafaar

    kingjafaar New Member

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    ^ thats sounds mad gay
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