RSTL MAGAZINE [- INTRODUCTION -] As needed, this was a far better week than its predecessor. Thank those who decided to show up for their battles and a special ‘fuck you’ to those that didn’t; but, no hard feelings. Just continue to provide your best effort. There was a lot of shit talking and bitching last week. However exciting it may be to read and watch you women mud wrestle through words, keep it to a bare minimum in the battle threads. We post a lounge and a magazine for a specific reason. If you have something on your mind or just want to hate on people, feel free; but, take it to the lounge or the magazine. It is time consuming and frustrating to continuously clean out your threads when we are all grown ass men. It is even more annoying to have to scroll through the clutter in order to vote. So please, take it to the lounge. [- HERB OF THE WEEK -] It was a tough decision this week. I’m really proud of mostly all of the participants for consistently sticking it out and trying to make this a better league. Some of you have really proven loyal to the storytelling league and we, the moderators, appreciate your efforts. Nevertheless, some of you always tend to be gay week in and week out. But this week, I decided to go with a new name, an unfamiliar head who claims to be of some importance across the internet. However, I’m not here to debate his popularity online because I could honestly care less; but, I am here to question it. Isn’t it ironic that a veteran and self proclaimed legend would be so quick to bitch about a vote when he’s clearly already losing? More importantly, isn’t it ironic for an archived emcee from ‘P.rowlers’, presumably god’s gift to net-cees, to be losing in the first place? Nah Son, this isn’t a game of charades. You are who you are at any given moment. I’ll be the first to admit that I was a way better writer in my prime, mainly because I had more time and energy to devote to the craft. But I never boast about my titles or tournaments or people that I have beaten or anything of the sort. I am only who I am today. The moral of the story? –Around here, we don’t vote according to who we feel deserves the most respect or who proclaims to have the most clout (except for Got Life?, a dick riding bastard if I’ve ever seen one). And even if Lok’s vote was suspect, which it may have been, as a self proclaimed veteran, you must display better composure and hve more confidence in your skills. It only took one post or private message to bring it to our attention. Same goes for Lok, you didn’t have to sign out or defend yourself repeatedly. We’re not 5th graders, we get the message. Runner Up: Got Life?, for not beating LokStok like he said he would. He say, she say, blah, blah, blah, and more blah. You didn’t win, just live with it. Oh and also, for calling me gay as if I’m not married and expecting. Real intelligent remark, dumbass.