Worst toppings on pizza?

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  1. Twamp

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    Anchovies are an obvious given.

    Dare I say bbq chicken? I love bbq chicken but only by itself. In terms of taste, it takes everything away from the pizza.

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  3. Twamp

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    What kind of pepperoni u eating, Tac? :eek:

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  4. Kris Benwa

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    Fucking pineapples. They're good alone but on a pizza it's bizarre and infuriating to me. I had to eat it once and almost died. Everything else is okay I guess but pineapples just have no place near a pizza.
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  5. Twamp

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    I love pineapple on pizza. :scared:
    It adds moisture and flavor imo

    U ever tried pineapple on a burger? That shit proper.

    Fuck ham. Yeah, I said it. Pepperoni is great but ham kills it for me.

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  6. Sir Bustalot

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    this

    and those shitty little cheap ass black olives. They are the steaming heaps of shit in the olive world and they put them on pizza for some horrible reason.

    ill eat the shit out of a kalamata olive, but they dont put those on pizza, they insist on those shitty ass black olives that taste like youre chewing tinfoil and blood.
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    I love bbq chicken pizza..... as a matter of fact, I just had some yesterday.

    I hate broccoli so thats my answer but its passable if there are a lot of other stuff on it...

    Heres a couple of pizzas I had a couple months ago. i was trying every type of slice they had but the 1 of the right was great even with the broccoli...

    EDIT: couldnt find the broccoli pic. i think thats spinach on the slice. im not a fan of spinach either but you get the point

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    they had a pizza that had french dressing and it was remarkably good.
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  8. MissBreezy

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    Chicken of any kind, pineapple, anchovies and like Busta said, they should use better black olives.

    My FAVE topping tho is Feta cheese.
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    you know the worl is upside down when dolla starts instagramming food pics
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    How could you dislike pinnapples or broccoli, both are great on pizza

    Papa Johns got mad toppings yo
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    :watwudthatdo:....:babyface:
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  12. J Keeper

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    I like everything people said they dislike in this thread.

    I can't help it.

    Grew up on the Ninja Turtles.
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  13. Twamp

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    broccoli on pizza?! since when wtf?!!!
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    I liked everything in the thread until they started talking about stuff like olives and feta. I wouldn't eat that stuff if I was making out with Erin Andrews and she just had them.
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  15. J Keeper

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    More of a Lindsay Czarniak kinda guy, myself.

    Probably why I like olives and feta.
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    Lmao @ tinfoil and blood. That's exactly what they taste like too.

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    white anchovies aren't that bad.

    ham, feta, gorgonzola, ham, green peppers, cheddar, olives.
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  18. J Keeper

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    First thing mentioned that I do not like.

    Cheddar. Does not sit well on pizza.
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  19. zyclon B gas

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    i'm lactose intolerant. tried a cheddar pizza. worst fuckin idea ever.

    any pizza since then I've sucked it up, gotten mozzarella, and shit it out violently.
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  20. J Keeper

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    My friend tried making a mexican pizza with salsa as the sauce and cheddar as the cheese with ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning as the topping.

    It really sounds like a good idea...
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