Worst pickup line showdown...

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  1. MissAndrya

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    We had been dating only a short time when he said this, so it wasn't a pick up line per se. How we met...now THAT'S a story, lol
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  2. GaLaTeA

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    ^Do tell. :)
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  3. MissAndrya

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    My father's place of employment relocated him, so my family (including 2 younger sisters) moved to a new city. One sister immediately met a guy (we'll call him Anus, cause that's what he turned out to be)and brought him home to meet the family. He then went to his friend (my husband, let's call him Stretch, cause he's tall)) and told him he HAD to meet his g/f's sister.

    Anus usually set Stretch up with the 'ugly' girls, so Stretch wasn't interested. Anus bet him $5 that I was hot, so he agreed.

    The following day they both showed up. There I was in my sweats, unshowered, no make up, hair all over the place...........

    ...not a pretty sight.

    They left with Stretch saying Anus owed him the $5, and I watched out the window as they walked away, high top running shoes, leather jacket with collar up, thinking 'what a fucking hood'.

    Anus somehow convinced Stretch that he caught me on a bad day, and for double or nothing they came back.

    This time, I was aware and prepared.

    This time, he had dressed in a pink shaker knit sweater and white turtleneck with jeans.

    This time, he did not leave.



    We spent time talking, and he learned that I was an artist. I showed him a sketch of an eagle that I had done, and he remarked that he was a good artist too. I set him up with pencil and paper, and kept myself busy with a new sketch while he performed his magic.

    A good deal of time had gone by, and I was beginning to feel impressed. He didn't want me to see until he was finished, so I gave him all the time he needed.

    Finally, the reveal.

    He handed me the paper that he had so carefully and patiently drew upon, and there....in the middle of the page, was a teeny, tiny stick eagle.

    We died laughing.

    The rest, as they say, is history.
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  4. GaLaTeA

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    ^:funny:

    That's pretty awesome.

    Which reminds me, I need to drive-by rep a few unsuspecting innocent posters.
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  5. L u c y

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    a story involving "Stretch" & Anus"

    I need to put this spliff down.
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  6. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    LMAOOO!!! Good catch, perhaps I should edit??

    On second thought, nah, that would be boring.
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  7. Geedorah

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    Hey there sexy cat,my name is Whiskas.
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  8. GaLaTeA

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    No catnip?
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  9. Geedorah

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    :idontbelieveu2:
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  10. GaLaTeA

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    Ok, ok, just asking...:scared:
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  11. Geedorah

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    You smell kinda pretty,wanna smell me?
    I have a boyfriend.You look like the kind of girl that could use two.
    Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?
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  12. L u c y

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    ^^ pretty good
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  13. Geedorah

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    You wouldnt believe from where its from :winning:
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  15. Geedorah

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    Its a secret,very well kept.:verbfold:




    ganikcheesin
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  16. GaLaTeA

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    ^:funny:

    Johnny Bravo >>>
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  17. Geedorah

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    Oh another one,usually Im not this tall but Im sitting on my wallet.
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  18. MissAndrya

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    Guy: Hey

    Girl: Hi

    Guy: You're gorgeous, wanna dance?

    Girl: I have a boyfriend

    Guy: I have a goldfish

    Girl: What's that got to do with anything?

    Guy: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter
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  19. Geedorah

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    You cant be ugly as much as I can be drunk.
    Baby wanna play magician? I fuck you and you disappear.
    Girl you have everything but one thing. -What? -Me.
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