Discussion in 'Man Enough' started by GaLaTeA, Feb 3, 2012.
Only works with two girls.
Guy: "Did you girls come together?
(quickly) Do you want to?"
"I'd treat you like my homework.. I'll put you on the table and do you all night."
"Hey did you know I was a astronaut? Yeah well my next mission to explore Uranus."
"I'm STD in STUD, all i need is U."
"You know how they say guy's brains are down there? Well, I'd like you to blow my mind."
"Are you from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin."
"According to my magical watch you're not wearing panties. Oh you are? Guess my watch is a bit fast."
A guy stopped me and said- "you look like the kind of girl that would go skydiving with me"
I instantly became concerned about my appearance.
"Oh lawdie, mercy mercy me. You make a man want to go down south."
I like how you look from behind, would it be cool if I can call you on the pantyline?
see my friend over there? he wants to know if you think i'm cute......
i'm hard headed........
"I'm with DemiGod" <---guaranteed no pussy will come your way.
are your parents retarded? cause you're a very special girl.
What do you and the weather have in common.....Your both hot
If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the McGorgeous
I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you
If good looks were time, you'd be eternity
Did you fall from heaven? Because...Have sex with me
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
Hi, I'm Keeper.
Actually wait, that works every fucking time.
Well, it's worked every time I've used it.
I usually only use it as wingman material, since I'm only trying to get a friend laid and thus, do not care about impressions.
I told a guy once he had gorgeous eyes, he came back with 'That's because you see your reflection in them'.
I married him, lol
if i knew how to, i'd post a picture of kobe clenchin his fist. while makin that face he does whenever shit gets real. the one where he grits his teeth.
assuming this is in fact true.
That'd be awesome, lol.
Been with him now 24 years...
a perfect example of why chat up lines can either be a win or be a huge fail, unless that was said with desert level dryness it would be death by a thousand cringes for me....
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