Worst pickup line showdown...

Discussion in 'Man Enough' started by GaLaTeA, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Only works with two girls.

    Guy: "Did you girls come together?
    (quickly) Do you want to?"
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  2. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    "I'd treat you like my homework.. I'll put you on the table and do you all night."

    "Hey did you know I was a astronaut? Yeah well my next mission to explore Uranus."

    "I'm STD in STUD, all i need is U."

    "You know how they say guy's brains are down there? Well, I'd like you to blow my mind."

    "Are you from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin."

    "According to my magical watch you're not wearing panties. Oh you are? Guess my watch is a bit fast."
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  3. h.wood

    h.wood IMAGINATION SUPER STAR

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    A guy stopped me and said- "you look like the kind of girl that would go skydiving with me"

    I instantly became concerned about my appearance.
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  4. SzOKrates

    SzOKrates iudicium hoc

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    "Oh lawdie, mercy mercy me. You make a man want to go down south."
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  5. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    I like how you look from behind, would it be cool if I can call you on the pantyline?
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  6. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    see my friend over there? he wants to know if you think i'm cute......

    i'm hard headed........
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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  8. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    "I'm with DemiGod" <---guaranteed no pussy will come your way.
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    DemiGod >>>
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  10. PHD

    PHD Brick Money Entertainment

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    are your parents retarded? cause you're a very special girl.
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  11. ItsKOzSMc

    ItsKOzSMc Money & Fame

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  12. GraphicNature

    GraphicNature Well-Known Member

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    What do you and the weather have in common.....Your both hot

    If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the McGorgeous

    I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you

    If good looks were time, you'd be eternity

    Did you fall from heaven? Because...Have sex with me
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  13. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice.

    Hi, I'm Keeper.

    Actually wait, that works every fucking time.
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  14. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :funny:, really?
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  15. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Well, it's worked every time I've used it.

    I usually only use it as wingman material, since I'm only trying to get a friend laid and thus, do not care about impressions.
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  16. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I told a guy once he had gorgeous eyes, he came back with 'That's because you see your reflection in them'.

    I married him, lol
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  17. TreHolla

    TreHolla Member

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    yes!

    if i knew how to, i'd post a picture of kobe clenchin his fist. while makin that face he does whenever shit gets real. the one where he grits his teeth.

    assuming this is in fact true.
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  18. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    That'd be awesome, lol.

    Been with him now 24 years...
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  19. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Awwww...
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  20. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    a perfect example of why chat up lines can either be a win or be a huge fail, unless that was said with desert level dryness it would be death by a thousand cringes for me....
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