Worst pickup line showdown...

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  1. themomhunter

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    Access Denied. :funny:
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  2. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    'Nice shoes, fancy a fuck' is awesome
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  3. GaLaTeA

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    Winning, tbh...
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  4. GaLaTeA

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    "Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."
    "If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you."
    "I've got a knife - get your coat."

    ^^These are just horrible.
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    there you are with all those curves and me with no brakes

    guy: did it hurt?
    girl: did what hurt
    guy: when you fell from heaven

    sit on my face so i can eat my way to your heart

    is your dad a terrorist cuz you are the BOMB?

    whats your sign?

    how much is your rent?
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  6. GaLaTeA

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    Funniest thing I've seen at a coffee shop place went like this:

    A hardcore douchy looking dude walks up to this very attractive female sitting at the bar. He says "Hey baby, what's your sign?" She says "Stop." So he informed her, that she wasn't very intelligent, and that "stop" wasn't an astrological sign."

    It took a few seconds for things to sink in before he realized she was referring to a stop sign. I just sat next to her and laughed uncontrollably. Gave her a high 5 after the douchy guy walked away. I'm surprised he didn't take a swing at me for laughing so hard though. :funny:
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    reminds me of this....

    [youtube]WcnhyQnukYI[/youtube]
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  8. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ^^So that's how a Jersey Shore real life person asks one on a date...:funny:
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  9. DaAlmightyDolla

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    lol naa thats ol school brooklyn ....

    listen to how this guy talks from NY ink

    [youtube]Xteb-uc_GeA[/youtube]
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  10. GaLaTeA

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    ^^That's much, much better...
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  11. DaAlmightyDolla

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    hes not Italian though but you get the point....

    italian brooklyn accent is like default NY accent in movies
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  12. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

    or,

    "wanna pet it?"
    but you must be holding a puppy for this one
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  13. GaLaTeA

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    ...yup. And for the "mobster type movies" I'd get why they'd wish to use the Italian accent, but it gets annoying after a while...
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  14. GaLaTeA

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    :funny:

    Ouch...those are...in the running...
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  15. DaAlmightyDolla

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    guy:i think our kids go to the same school
    girl: which 1 is yours
    guy: (points at random kid) that 1 over there
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  16. GaLaTeA

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    "I'd like to give that camel toe a pedicure!" ~ Rob Delaney. Favorite Twitter comedian.
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  17. GaLaTeA

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    "Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"

    "I don't have a library card but can I check you out?"
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    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    the parking ticket one is epic with the "i'm not going to pay you" change, totally implies prostitution, and, i'm going to use that someday
    i had heard it as

    are you a parking ticket?
    cause you got fine written all over yer back side
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  20. GaLaTeA

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    :funny: So wrong, but it'll either work or grant you being yelled at; worst case scenario...
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