Worst pickup line showdown...

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Worst pickup lines..

    Your pants are like a mirror, I can see myself in them.

    Post the absolute worst.
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  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Girl you so hot, i'd marry your bother just to get in your family
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  3. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice....my name is (insert name here)

    Absolutely cringeworthy.
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    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

    hello I'm a thief & I'm here to steal your heart

    if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u & i together

    whilst grabbing ass - Pardon me is this seat taken?

    nice shoes!.... fancy a fuck? lolllllll

    turrible
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  5. themomhunter

    themomhunter Hide Your Kids/Wife

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    I never heard that one before...but I like it. :)
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    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Excuse me Ms, Does this chloroform smell odd to you?
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    Drink8cokesAday ALL DAY

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    If you were a sandwich at McDonalds you would be named McGorgeous.
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  8. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    "Hey baby, are you good at math?"

    if she says "yes" carry forward to the punchline. If she says "No," you first need to tell her "let me tutor you," then go to the punch line.

    "Well, you take you + me, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."


    Is your daddy a drug dealer? 'Cause you're dope!

    Are those space pants? That ass is out of this world!

    Can I borrow your cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.

    How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
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    Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you.

    One I do like is if 2 girls are fighting you can say, "now I don't want to have to come in between you....or do I?"


    #Quagmire
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  10. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    You: "Hey whats up babe we should hookup some time."
    Her: "No I have a boyfriend."
    You: "And I have a math test".
    Her: "Ok....??"
    You" "Oh I thought we were talking about something we can cheat on".

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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i really dont know any. The ones i knew have been posted

    ive never used one, and i usually start with "hi" and a smile
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  12. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking a pickup line can be spotted from a mile away...it's the equivalent of a "say something, act cool" pickup tool for the panicking kind...:funny:
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    Him: Hey Honey...how about a little you know?

    Her: Sorry, I have a OBGYN appointment tomorrow.

    .....

    .....

    .....

    Him: You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow do you?
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  14. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Yeah, I don't get why women shut down the entire amusement park just because the roller coaster is broken. :(
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  15. GaLaTeA

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    You: "Hey, if I gave you a million dollars, would you have sex with me?"
    Her: "(usually) Yes I would."
    You: "If I gave you 20 dollars would you sleep with me?"
    Her: "No, I'm not a whore!"
    You: "Well clearly you are, but now we are just negotiating the terms."


    Your feet must be tired, you have been running through my mind all day.


    You: "How much?"
    After she slaps you, ask her "what's the safety word?"
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    thing is, some of these lines are so obviousl corny enough to actually be taken with a grain of salt, and therefore become effective again..
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  17. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Yup...
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  18. GaLaTeA

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    "Hi, I'm that guy that has been staring at you all night from across the room."

    "I wish I could rearrange the alphabet so that I could put "U" and "I" next to each other."

    "Damn! I wish I could plant you, and grow a whole field of you!"

    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

    "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."

    "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
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    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    If this is a showdown, I wonder what the winner is to this point. There should be a hall of shame for it.
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  20. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    :scared:
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