Discussion in 'Lipstick Gallery' started by Ben Official, Apr 15, 2007.
Wow. Women. Will they ever learn?
damn. she gassed it right when dude tried to signal her to stop. smh.
lol damn shame
When I go to get my oil changed they drive the car in for me =)
man that was crazy lmao
damn, and the speed racer song was hilarious
I'm not trying to be funny, but are you disabled in some way?
Cars and women just don't mix.
Some one posted a site dedicated to women achieving the impossible in cars.
Double parking ONTOP of other cars and shit.
See, this is the shit I'm talking about. How did she manage that?
I really don't know why so many women suck at driving. I've never seen freakier shit done to a car than what women do to their cars.
Common conversation I have with a women (seriously you wouldn't believe how many times this happens)
Girl: I don't know what to do my car is running funny
Me: What's wrong?
Girl: I dunno, just seems like it's having a hard time moving fast
Me: Hmm well when's the last time you changed your oil?
Me: Oil change...
Girl: You mean the gas?
Me: ...oh god
Or I remember the time a friend of mine frantically called me while I was in the middle of class cause her car wouldn't start. Turns out she forgot cars needed gas...yeah...
this thread is hilarious.
my sister's first car had ridiculous steering...her second car the front axle broke. turns out she didn't know you had to slow down at speed bumps and apparently each curb stuck out too far...and a fence supposedly, "jumped out in front of her" once.
she's not allowed to drive anymore...and not just by our parents.
only a woman could...i couldn't no matter how many times i purposely tried to flip it over.
that's because they know better.
Mate, I used to work at a gas station.
Teenage girls who just got their cars are a fucking riot.
One woman came in and she was like: ''I've looked every where but I can't seem to find the button for my fuel cap. Do you have something I can pry it open with?'' With out thinking I gave her it. Later she pumped the petrol and paid for it and she'd smashed off the cover and had it in her hand. I took hold of her wrist and looked at the cap which had ''pull at corner'' written on it next to a hole to put your fingers. Brand new car.
The best one was when a mechanic was fixing a pump and he parked his van on it. This girl came up and waited behind him, to use the pump. I'm sure she must have seen him dismantling it and even if she didn't, the back of the truck has a fuck off sign on it, but she waited there for fucking ages before one of us had to go out there and move her as she made a que behind her.
lmfao at the last vid...women!!!!,, they shud be banned, all of them....
edit how do you get youtube vids embedded??????
first let me lol@"petrol"
but yea...it's as if their IQ's drop 50 points as soon as they come within 10 feet of a vehicle, it's astounding. now that i think about it, no woman in my family(including extended) is a good driver...a cousin of mine wrecked her car by crashing head first into a brick wall in a nearly vacant parking lot. i think only my mother and one of my aunts knows how to drive a manual...but both go about as if driving miss daisy.
Why is petrol funny? It's not a gas, it's a liquid and it's full name is petroleum.
"Me: Oil change...
Girl: You mean the gas?
Me: ...oh god"
i know what it's full name is...and gas is derived from gasoline(also a liquid), which is the refined form of petroleum.
and petrol is funny to me because it just is...like mobile, telly, baccy, propeller shaft, chips and crisps, ect.
We fair enough. We find it funny that you seem to diss reguard the letter 'U' when spelling half the words that should contain it and how you have to change the names of things like petrol and tin foil, for what is apparently, just for the sake of doing so.
But we do that from a ''We invented the worlds most simple language and you can't even speak that'' stand point.
Separate names with a comma.