Women...do these words upset you?

if only that were true

Challenge accepted.

Free admission for a spectator??
@GaLaTeA Try shopping for footwear when the kiddies section is what fits :/

^But of course.

I've been sent to the male section once by a sales person when I was looking for these..



:smh:

Speaking of shoes and compliments...I've came to find out this morning, there's nothing worse than women phishing for compliments to falsely boost their ego.

9:30 a.m. I arrived at Fetish lounge&day bar. Sat down, ordered my cup of coffee. While I was waiting on my kaiser melange, two women occupied the table next to me. Chatted for a while, then the 3rd one passed by, greeted the two and would continue walking until one of the two complimented her choice of attire. #3rd one sat down.

#1.: "Like OMG, you look so hawt."
#3.: "Like seriously? I thought this skirt makes me look fat."
#1.: "You're crazy, you really look amazing in this ensemble."
#2.: "Lucky you, I can't fit into a skirt ever since I had my second child."
#3. to #1.: "That short hair cut really becomes you. Your outfit is pretty, too."

And so it continued for the next 30+ minutes. I wouldn't notice, but they were sitting too close and atop, were obnoxiously loud. Luckily my colleagues who were a tad late managed to get in the lounge.

And the the bombshell.

#3.: "I've gotten a yeast infection."
#1. & #2.: (shocked) "NO WAY!"
#3.: "Yes, yes, there." (looks down).
#1. & #2.: "How?!" (look down).
#3.: "From Samir. Samir is my new vibrator.
#1. & #2.: Why Samir?"
#3.: "Pure peace ~ Samir. That's how it got named. It can be used even with a condom."
#1 & #2: "Obviously this is no longer safe sex."
#3.: "Apparently."


And speaking of being scared for life. It's one of those moments. As it was the precise moment when I couldn't control my giggles and dived right into laughing hysterically. Which made me realize two things; I'm so not a morning person anymore, and, guess men can relax since they're not considered as risky anymore.

Phishing for compliments is what girls do. Obviously not ALL girls.

i dont know any guys who do this... about clothes anyways.

^Come to think of it, there hasn't been an occasion yet where a male would act "thirsty for compliments" either that I can recall.

That's the other spectrum of the extreme. I've had a colleague who had a shoe size 35 (think it's a size 5 converted to Us/Canadian shoe sizes) and she always said that it was a nightmare getting anything she actually liked.

Andrya is sooo lucky in WWF

Lucky my ass. Dem's fightin' words ,lol

You lookin' at my skillz, yo.

two of those games were just wrong lol I was SOOOOO close

*Takes off socks and hands them to Shadow*

:-d...

LOL

Can't say I didn't offer.....

You offered before but then refused!

I thought I might still need them. You can have them now, but have fun squeezing your size 12ms into 'em, lol