[WK 14 Pink Slip Match] Muffffy 4-2 vs Dope Chris 0-1 (Vote!)

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  1. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    READ THE RULES!​
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  2. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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  3. Dope Chris

    Dope Chris Blunt Slide 5-0

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    lol...

    i wuz thinkin tha same. I dont wanna end this shit quik.

    I want you ta suffer a lil. So whats this PinkSlip for? Just RBL or complete ISP for good?
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  4. Dope Chris

    Dope Chris Blunt Slide 5-0

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    Listen bitch-

    If ya swear your styles "phat", then consider me "Gastric Bipass"
    Mufffy, some gay muppet shit, suckin Kermits dick, like Jim Henson liked ass-
    I fight fast, bite me? I'll bite back. Spitz doper than Crack, bitch even ya mics wack...
    Someone should alert "Chris Hansen" quick
    cause I'm bout ta "Molest this Kid" worse than Mic-illah did,
    Not even "Dateline" could "Catch this Predator",
    beat this faggit ta death like a "hatecrime", bruise his molecular.
    Bitch just lay down and die, ya styles about as "Fly" as "Flight 93" was...No lie.
    Sorry ta say but this Newbs got this Art-Honed, You see a Victory?
    allow me to obstruct your "View" worse than "Starr Jones".
    Leave ya heart proned, ta massive attacks, this bastard is wack-
    Pinkslip, kid are you serious? Fuck RM, this kid needs banned from Rap...period.
    Thats some homo shit tha way you try and sway votes like Campaign Ads,
    I'm "Glad" ya styles "Trash", youll remain wack.
    I dont need ta "Sway" votes kid, just ask "Tech". Place ya bets,
    this win will be far from impartial, when I "wreck ya whole team" like "We Are Marshall"
    Callin me wack cause I voted against you?
    Now ur evicted from tha boards like ur fuckin rents-due, spit bladez like Tenchu
    take a million stitches justa mend you.
    Kid I burn mics, I suggest you dont go near it.
    Best thing about ur verse is tha fact I wont hear it. Battle you in Purgatory justa crush ur whole spirit
    Bitch I recite psalms, Strike Gods with Pipe Bombs.
    Like Jesse Jackson, exposin ya wackness, cause you forgot tha mics on.
    So watch tha gleam from my obscene swordz,
    Like "Freddie on Elm Street", "Cuttin your Dreams Short", extreme Gore,
    Suckin cock ta this whore is a Team Sport.
    Swear ur nice, well its a good time ta start now
    Knock ur "Wisdom Teeth" out for being a "Smart Mouth", show up dressed in Dark Shrouds
    With a whole team of masked assassins, blastins my action,
    stoppin this wack bastard from rappin in unforgivin fashions-
    Like lead from gats kid, I dump hott, watchin ur win "fade away" like "jump shots"
    pump glocks till this bastard drops, hittem with "more combos" than "Master Lock"...
    My wordz I'm speakin turn heat seekin if you "offend me", I'm what you envy,
    this will be a "Short Round" like "Indy", blender ya liver like cannibals in "feeding frenzies"
    Basically Muff (or pussy, same thing right?) ya styles more pointless than "Deaf kids playin Musical Chairs"
    Gotcha' screamin "Nasty this aint fair", cause you "Dreadin" this battle like Jamaicans Hair.
    Now ya ass is Pinkslipped, ya lost tha race my friend, similiar ta Runaways "never to be seen again"....biiotch
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  5. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    I pinkslipped people better than u..so i wish this shit wud just end
    Whats funny is..this is prolly dizthachozen1 tryin to get some revenge
    N plus in this league you got no business
    Only thing Killing me here..is the irony of ur name havin Dope in it.
    Plus u think u can beat magus n I? this hoes trippin
    Duke got a Napoleon complex' historians wouldnt want to go visit.
    So you a FLORIDA BOY huh? so? u leavin the board u bitch
    Ur skill never A Plies..but at least now u can go see his performances.
    Old fuck. you still in school u lazy bitch
    Nigga been StalinGrad since Hitler invaded it.
    N uhh im dope..u wack..think we sumthin equal?
    The probability of you winnin'll have scientist reevaluate the number 'zero"
    N u know why ur the wackest of em all u lame chump?
    Coz ur the first person to have a join date n departure in the SAME MONTH
    N lookin at ur sig..i dont even wanna battle with u
    One question.. did u know that "sucka repellant" could block reality too?
    This'll be Recorded'. not coz ur lines are meticulous
    So this match is for the Record'..n its mine in particular.
    N uthink ur a challenge? HAH this cats sad
    Only way u makin me suffer is writin more than 8 lines for ur wack ass
    U got MURDERED last wk..so now u confident textin ya verse
    Wen U couldn’t get a vote against a guy who was runner up for best of the worse?


    Annnd... half million dollar crib? we know u lyin whelp
    If im not mistaken.. D.C is usually affiliated with CommonWealth'
    U work at gettin paper'...so this hoes fakin
    Ima sweep you in votes'
    U just sweep up after ppl at the poll station.
    Someone told him he was Dope? plz dont lie to em shit..
    This dude aint even nicotine..hes more likea Flintstone Vitamin
    So its funny how u say ull get rid of me
    When one of my couplets'll beat ya whole verse individually.




    blah get shat on scrub
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  6. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    i fucked up that quote... can i edit b4 a vote goes in?
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  7. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    fix it muffffy
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  8. Saga

    Saga All Eyes On Me

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    dope chris
    I "wreck ya whole team" like "We Are Marshall"
    Best thing about ur verse is tha fact I wont hear it.
    Those were the stand out lines I liked in your verse.. I thought a lot of the " " shit was not needed and made the shit seem newbish.. maybe it was just me though? flow was the strongest part of the verse try including more personals an less on flow...


    muffy i liked these lines

    Only thing Killing me here..is the irony of ur name havin Dope in it.
    Coz ur the first person to have a join date n departure in the SAME MONTH

    Only way u makin me suffer is writin more than 8 lines for ur wack ass
    U got MURDERED last wk..so now u confident textin ya verse
    Wen U couldn’t get a vote against a guy who was runner up for best of the worse?


    u had a better way of coming at the guy in terms on cutting the bulshit aside.. i did feel like that last section after the quote fell off but this was clearly the better verse in my opinion.

    vote muffy
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  9. Eusich

    Eusich the incredible.

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    okay,

    chris, now on a textual basis this was very wack and newbish, but i actually dug it on a more freestyle in yo face lunch break battle rap type shit, the flow was smooth and a lot of your shit was played or simple for a text verse but again if we were in 8th grade rapping by the bus lanes after school was out this would probably all be dope, some decent ideas in there but for online rapping the wording was too simplistic and you actually seem as though you wrote this similar to a freestyle minus all the time it took to put everything in quotations, what im saying is that you lose but this was halfway nice for some kiddie battle rap type shit and i know im repeating myself but i hope you can understand what im saying, you never had a chance with this online

    Bitch I recite psalms, Strike Gods with Pipe Bombs.
    Like Jesse Jackson, exposin ya wackness, cause you forgot tha mics on.

    Swear ur nice, well its a good time ta start now
    Knock ur "Wisdom Teeth" out for being a "Smart Mouth",

    those 2 were the nicest lines that i found, a lot of your shit was played and worded badly for it to come off as witty or creative as needed in this league, also a lot of lines were like 2 in 1 which didn't hurt the verse but made it much longer than it seemed, all in all the flow and swag was there but nothing really stood out as a good punch for an online text battle, even the 2 above needed to be reworded and i believe the second has been rehashed plenty of times, okay.. let me stop repeating myself

    muffffy,

    Duke got a Napoleon complex' historians wouldnt want to go visit.
    So you a FLORIDA BOY huh? so? u leavin the board u bitch
    Ur skill never A Plies..but at least now u can go see his performances.
    Old fuck. you still in school u lazy bitch
    Nigga been StalinGrad since Hitler invaded it.
    N uhh im dope..u wack..think we sumthin equal?
    The probability of you winnin'll have scientist reevaluate the number 'zero"
    N u know why ur the wackest of em all u lame chump?
    Coz ur the first person to have a join date n departure in the SAME MONTH

    all of that was nice, the rest were decent too, nothing was really wack but there were a few that i didnt feel like the opener mainly because i couldnt relate to it, overall your experience in online battling (however corny that is) really won this for you, you had some clever lines and your swag appealed more to the reader rather than the listener, dope chris reminded me of us all back in 00-01 when we first got to this shit with the quotations and bold words and squiggly lines and shit but we all elevated and i could seriously see this kid winning a tournament in like 2 1/2 years, but yea you won this fairly easily with just the lines i quoted, it was really a waste of time to go overboard but at least the rest were more so personal lines so you didn't actually waste much material

    muffff wins
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  10. D.LOKE

    D.LOKE New Member

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    VOTE: MUFFY (I shouldn't have to really explain or break nothing down)

    REASON: hey, one guy had punches wordplay and personals that hit hard the other guy didn't. Cris I did like accouple of you lines tho I aint gon't lie but some of your shit didn't rhyme and some of them just came accross as fillers or just bland statments instead of punchlines directed at muff. The Campaign ad line was a good concept actually but nothing rhymed with it. you just gotta do some elevating.As for Muff, eh You had some nice stuff in there like the SAME MONTH line and the 8 MORE LINES career ending personals. I just felt kinda bad for Cris tho soon as I saw the mismatch get added cause I knew one guy was gonna have punches and the other guy was gonna lack 'em.



    Callin me wack cause I voted against you?
    Now ur evicted from tha boards like ur fuckin rents-due,
    So watch tha gleam from my obscene swordz,
    Like "Freddie on Elm Street", "Cuttin your Dreams Short",
    Swear ur nice, well its a good time ta start now
    Knock ur "Wisdom Teeth" out for being a "Smart Mouth",

    ya styles more pointless than "Deaf kids playin Musical Chairs"





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    N plus in this league you got no business
    Only thing Killing me here..is the irony of ur name havin Dope in it.
    Plus u think u can beat magus n I? this hoes trippin
    Duke got a Napoleon complex' historians wouldnt want to go visit.
    So you a FLORIDA BOY huh? so? u leavin the board u bitch
    Ur skill never A Plies..but at least now u can go see his performances.
    N u know why ur the wackest of em all u lame chump?
    Coz ur the first person to have a join date n departure in the SAME MONTH
    This'll be Recorded'. not coz ur lines are meticulous
    So this match is for the Record'..n its mine in particular.
    N uthink ur a challenge? HAH this cats sad
    Only way u makin me suffer is writin more than 8 lines for ur wack ass
    U got MURDERED last wk..so now u confident textin ya verse
    Wen U couldn’t get a vote against a guy who was runner up for best of the worse?
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  11. L. Kross

    L. Kross His Highness

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    ^Lol@Quotin half of this mans verse.
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  12. Agnindra

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    VOTE = Muffffy

    This was too easy. Chris, your verse was just sad. It's like you went on a search for every played/all out wack concept in existence and stuffed em all into this verse, but re-wording em poorly in the process. No hate, jus bein real. From the quotes settin off the "wordplay" you were using to the loads of multis that seemed to be there just for the hell of it, That verse was just terrible. Muff had you at the Stalingrad line.
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  13. DeadKing

    DeadKing The Perfect Method

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    Someone should alert "Chris Hansen" quick
    cause I'm bout ta "Molest this Kid" worse than Mic-illah did,
    Not even "Dateline" could "Catch this Predator",


    i see how you did that, and you even put quotations around it to make it iller...........




    vote - muffy......

    chris your entire verse was something i might of liked in 96, just very played man, nothing nice about it :(
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  14. Pablo BaZooka

    Pablo BaZooka Ka-BOOM Beoutchess!!

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    iiiight Dope drop'd nuthin special throughout, u weren't weak like muhfukka make ya out ta be, but u doublre'd ya lines, spit longwind'd, super-simplistic punches & basically wrote an unnecessarily drawn-out verse that didn't make too much of an impact mane. Ya waste'd ya time in-a pinkslip match, a fuckin Pinkslip Battle my nigga.

    Muffy came with a few nice punches along with some good humor & clever idea here & there. U didn't need a phenomenal verse ta win, but an ass verse would-a lost dis, u fell flat onto a pretty good verse. Ya overall verse was quite effective, a few funny haymakers did da job well against Chris' ultra-long verse,

    .....Vote = Muffffy.
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  15. L. Kross

    L. Kross His Highness

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    Stupid bird.

    Goin' the way of the TorrMup.
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  16. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    up over no-shows and extensions
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  17. Lil*DePs*c.M.p

    Lil*DePs*c.M.p Tha Illest Emcee In Maine

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    dope chris - you had a decent verse...more old skool style wit the qoutations and such, and had some decent punches in there

    Bitch just lay down and die, ya styles about as "Fly" as "Flight 93" was...No lie.
    (decent)
    Basically Muff (or pussy, same thing right?) ya styles more pointless than "Deaf kids playin Musical Chairs"
    (another decent hit)

    Muffffy - pretty good verse, overall i think it was better than Dope's but it did have some like wtf lines...it was a solid flow and decent punches, more punches as well

    So you a FLORIDA BOY huh? so? u leavin the board u bitch
    Ur skill never A Plies..but at least now u can go see his performances.(not really a diss, wether or not he posts on here he can go see Plies perform, lol)
    The probability of you winnin'll have scientist reevaluate the number 'zero" (mathematicians would wanna do that not a scientist - good shot at tryin to diss)

    and the stalin hitler line i believe thats wrong, hitler was murdered by KGB ran by Stalin


    VOTE - MUFFFFFY
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  18. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    LOL stfu..hitler sent an invasion force to stalingrad..U idiot

    ithas nothing to do with him being murdered by kgb... that was when russia was getin closer to berlin..im talkin when they tried that blitzkrieg tactic on the russians..

    did he send an invasion force or not? dont speak on something you knowNOTHING about u halfwit..i saw ur verse.. mister only time u can go to the hospital is if YA SICK..lol wow gtfo

    NUFF SAID..


    and leaving rm would give him MORE time to see Plies..idiot.


    lol@ ur ass losing to tbone tryin to offer advice

    PLZ sir fallback
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  19. Trombley

    Trombley .Deon.

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    Plus u think u can beat magus n I? this hoes trippin
    Duke got a Napoleon complex' historians wouldnt want to go visit.
    So you a FLORIDA BOY huh? so? u leavin the board u bitch
    Ur skill never A Plies..but at least now u can go see his performances.


    the hitler line was coo too

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    nothing to be honest. i mean it came off like u could spit this in a live battle, but it didnt work for text for me. some of the stuff just wasnt that fresh. muff had a cpl hot lines and then some eh shit, but he def knew what he needed to win this and he did the damn thang.

    v. attack of the muff

    old school.
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  20. DaTrusHurtz

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    I'd break it down line by line, but its too long and not really worthy of it.

    Chris, ur flow was inconsistent and hard to follow at times, u need a more consistent thing goin'. Punches were worded all indirectly, really nothing hit. Best I saw was the jesse jackson and deaf kids lines and even those were kinda weak. U also had a lot of played stuff in there.

    Muffffy, join date line hit pretty hard, damn. best of the worst thing was a good personal too. Commonwealth, plies, sucka repellent lines were decent as well. Whole verse obv wasn't ur best cuz u ain't need to try here, but u came fairly consistent throughout.

    Vote - Muffffy
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