Winter Tag Tourney - 6. J Dot C & Stickman vs. 11. AlphaOmni & Emphatical

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  1. FórmÅl LôGíc

    FórmÅl LôGíc Black Listed

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    6. J Dot C & Stickman - Tha Team

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    11. AlphaOmni and Emphatical - Ha Ha We Fucking Clowned You​


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    - 3 Votes Per Person, 6 Votes Per Team (Post Links) -​
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  2. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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  3. AlphaOmni

    AlphaOmni Registered Drug User

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    that's right you better max out.
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  4. stickman

    stickman music entrepreneur

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    hey, it's the Bomb Squad
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  5. AlphaOmni

    AlphaOmni Registered Drug User

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    A.O.

    They're both pussy...
    And thats a firm fact, so these guys dont factor
    Cuz ya'll the type to turn-back, more than a chiropractor
    They lack longevity... I just gag as the two of em spoil
    Choked up with no flavor, like shwag in aluminum foil
    Ranked 11th, but we'll drop some lovely lines n shock em
    We'll take out Six, faster than all the ugly guys on Blossum
    A couple dimwits tryna outshine the ones who handle flow
    That's like tryna fly a hot air balloon, with a candle's glow
    Predicted to advance? Well victory is soon to be lost...
    Cuz ThaTeam's in over it's head, like a Jew when he's soft

    Emp

    Lets shed some light on Tha Team, take it back to RipTheMic
    Cuz now it's our turn to take it back ...and rip the mic
    Monster comes with 8 lines of bull, only followed with shit
    Jay might not even post, only if Stick allows him to spit...
    Me and Alpha collabing what you expect? Another token classic
    They got more money then respect, but STILL broke from rappin
    May sound corny, but it rings true... Ya'll should be Tha Loser Team
    Just sit back and look at life... oh wait it's only your computer screen
    Or maybe that is just really how ill I am...
    look at stick.

    He's STILL a fan...
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  6. stickman

    stickman music entrepreneur

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    AlphaOmni aka Mr Rivers aka Phenomenonymous aka Gonewiththewin aka Hyperion,
    Emphatical aka The Emporer aka The Royal Penis



    J Dot C

    Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
    AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...
    & his wife's mad, she just found out AO has been into men...
    Shit, he's been hangin out wit Penis way before this tournament...
    Ur borin man, I bet u can't win a fight on tha newb level...
    Omni couldn't even throw up his dukes vomitin blue devils...
    Jay'll smoke ya, so watch me slay this joker...
    Cuz when I throw a pair of bullets at u, we ain't playin poker...
    But fuck shootin Emp, I might just stab at him...
    & leave this Penis stiffer than viagra addicts...



    Stick

    so Rivers is back with his lackey, still can't see me.. n' Jay too
    I remember Emphatical..
    it was 1 of your 6 aliases that got rejected from PBA 2
    they keep it strictly hippie, reppin peace and flowers
    backwoods, America... these kids are inbred like yeast and flour
    these 2 cowards are from Wisconsin, n' they keep the bong
    cuz Emp and AO are the redneck version of Cheech & Chong
    sodomy's illegal, but these two get harder with time
    ...yo, Rivers is a badass and Penis is his partner in crime
    that hole you fags got, just dig deeper
    cuz me & Jay are those untouchable barriers like the grim reaper
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  7. stickman

    stickman music entrepreneur

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    well, thanks for all the votes..
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  8. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    They're both pussy...
    And thats a firm fact, so these guys dont factor
    Cuz ya'll the type to turn-back, more than a chiropractor
    (played)
    They lack longevity... I just gag as the two of em spoil
    Choked up with no flavor, like shwag in aluminum foil
    (hah)
    Ranked 11th, but we'll drop some lovely lines n shock em
    We'll take out Six, faster than all the ugly guys on Blossum
    (heh)
    A couple dimwits tryna outshine the ones who handle flow
    That's like tryna fly a hot air balloon, with a candle's glow
    (k)
    Predicted to advance? Well victory is soon to be lost...
    Cuz ThaTeam's in over it's head, like a Jew when he's soft
    (nope)


    Lets shed some light on Tha Team, take it back to RipTheMic
    Cuz now it's our turn to take it back ...and rip the mic
    (No wtf was this shit)
    Monster comes with 8 lines of bull, only followed with shit
    Jay might not even post, only if Stick allows him to spit...
    (k)
    Me and Alpha collabing what you expect? Another token classic
    They got more money then respect, but STILL broke from rappin
    (lol)
    May sound corny, but it rings true... Ya'll should be Tha Loser Team
    Just sit back and look at life... oh wait it's only your computer screen
    (ehh played)
    Or maybe that is just really how ill I am...
    look at stick.
    still a fan..

    (cool)


    Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
    AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...
    (LOL)
    & his wife's mad, she just found out AO has been into men...
    Shit, he's been hangin out wit Penis way before this tournament...
    (cool)
    Ur borin man, I bet u can't win a fight on tha newb level...
    Omni couldn't even throw up his dukes vomitin blue devils...
    (cool wordplay)
    Jay'll smoke ya, so watch me slay this joker...
    Cuz when I throw a pair of bullets at u, we ain't playin poker...
    (eh)
    But fuck shootin Emp, I might just stab at him...
    & leave this Penis stiffer than viagra addicts...
    (no)


    so Rivers is back with his lackey, still can't see me.. n' Jay too
    I remember Emphatical..
    it was 1 of your 6 aliases that got rejected from PBA 2
    (heh)
    they keep it strictly hippie, reppin peace and flowers
    backwoods, America... these kids are inbred like yeast and flour
    (nice..this was dope)
    these 2 cowards are from Wisconsin, n' they keep the bong
    cuz Emp and AO are the redneck version of Cheech & Chong
    (no)
    sodomy's illegal, but these two get harder with time
    ...yo, Rivers is a badass and Penis is his partner in crime
    (no)
    that hole you fags got, just dig deeper
    cuz me & Jay are those untouchable barriers like the grim reaper
    (no)


    v/jay cee and that other sucky guy


    they took it easily.
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  9. shadows edge

    shadows edge Red Sox, bitch

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    v. Jay Cee / Stickman

    Was kinda close... but a couple more nice lines from that team won it..

    That was what won it..
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  10. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    pretty good battle. i was feelin AO in his verse for the most part, other cat was pretty nice too, emphatical that is...but he had some played stuff, like the computer screen line.

    Stick and Jay got it though. i was feelin the first half of Jay's verse, and Sticks verse was pretty consistent.


    Hey man, I'm real sorry at all tha problem's ur life's had...
    AO's so poor, he only pops his collar to hide tha price tag...

    ^^had me laughin.

    vote-Jay Cee and Stick
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  11. J Dot C

    J Dot C 1x RBL Champion

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    this is tha only real battle up and only 3 votes? blah...
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