william shapner presents.... bret hards theme music

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  1. M-theory

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    You're getting better at jokes already. That's a miracle.
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  2. if i was telling a joke it would involve your name
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  3. T.a.C

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    was that a joke?
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  4. M-theory

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    mike knox's beard is stronger than your calves but he's not a main eventer and loses to smaller guys like rey mysterio and cm punk on the regular.
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  5. Nam Dekan

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    wait, so spelling Shatner wrong wasn't part of the joke?
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  7. that was the typo.. i believe i spelled shatner right in another post
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  8. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    they care about the look, it's the world of entertainment and you need the look....if they only care about strong people, wouldn't Mark Henry be on year 10 of being world champion?
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  10. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    you said strong, not a well oiled finely chiseld body...the body of a greek god

    your saying dudes in the NFL aren't strong if you don't think they have beautiful bodies?
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  11. But Mark Henry is fat not strong, there's a difference.
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  12. M-theory

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    so is triple h. ok bad example. so was mick foley, yokozuna, vader, etc.

    mike knox really isn't that fat though.
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  13. Half the dudes in the NFL are out of shape. It's pretty bad if you let the colts win twice in the past 3 years, im speaking as if colts win the sb this year BTW
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    And yeah, WWE only cares about big strong guys. That's why Chris Masters, Heidenreich and Nathan Jones are multiple time world champ and Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho are floundering in the midcard
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  15. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    but they are strong...you said strong, not a guy with a nice body you wanna sex up.

    i played college football and there were some big ass dudes who are strong as shit, and your saying if your body isn't nice you aren't strong?
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  16. that's how the wwe see's it, the way i see it if your not ripped your not strong, thats the end goal of lifters is to be ripped anyway.. im not saying im ripped but i got a pretty good wrestler type build, its not gay to respect a dudes physique, i have the look, i reminded jim cornett of Brock lesner, that was a pretty good ego booster for me
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    He's won World's Strongest Man competitions twice, and WWE calls him the World's Strongest Man yet he just lost to Ted DiBiase. Mark Henry can bend frying pans, something I doubt all WWE's main eventers could do... and if some can, I doubt they could do it with as much ease as he can.
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  18. Nam Dekan

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    Do you oil yourself up?
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  19. abz is died.

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    Pat Patterson is gonna LOVE you, Gut.

    Do what you gotta do to get those dark matches, nahmean. ;)
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  20. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    He is black though..
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