WHY MEN DIE FIRST!! This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......

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  1. mr.rip

    mr.rip New Member

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    WHY MEN DIE FIRST!!
    This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we know.

    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

    If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

    If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

    If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

    If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

    If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

    If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

    If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

    If you cry............you're a wimp.

    If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

    If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

    If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

    If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

    If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

    If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.

    If you don't..............you're gay.

    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.

    If you don't.................you're unromantic.

    If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

    If you don't................you're a slob.

    If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

    If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

    If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

    If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

    If she has a headache............she's tired.

    If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

    If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

    If you don't................there must be someone else.
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  2. RealMS

    RealMS Ne te quaesiveris extra

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    Real talk^
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  4. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    yeah..this is a rather anti male society if you tak a closer look..its everything that feminists will however, vehemently deny and flip upside down whenever you confront them with it.
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