the answer is so obvious that im surprised it hasnt been mentioned. Who is it you see pushing his wares in every hood in the country? Who is it that has black women selling their bodies for a fix? who is it that has black men leaving their children to go hungry just to satisfy their own urges? that's right, Colonel Sanders. Open your eyes people. Why you thing this dixiecrat bastard keeps the recipe a secret? SO HE CAN KEEP US IN CHAINS! he knows once you get a taste of that succulent chicken breast, those golden fries, that wide range of delicious side orders, that there is no escape from his clutches. Im telling you its impossible to shake. I knew a guy who tried resorting to cold turkey but it just didnt taste the same. He only lasted two days before he was back in the colonel's greasy embrace. Sometimes I just break down and cry.