Why I am better than Jesus

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  1. Mrjdm998

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    Scientists have found that the average height if somebody from around Jesus' time(When he died) is 5'2 (Evolution as well). This means his cross would be about 6 foot or so. I'm about 6 foot. That means I could have climbed down from the cross and used it to beat the shit out of those midget Romans. Jesus couldn't. Therefore I'm better than Jesus.

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    Bwahahaha, awesome. I love comics like this. Of all the comedians with an anti theism tone David Cross and Doug Stanhope are really my favorites.
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  3. The Caesar

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    But you don't have the balls and moral fortitude to take it and die for the sins of humanity.

    Jesus >
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  4. Mrjdm998

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    Nah bruv.
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  5. Jay Bee

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    jesus was executed. he didnt have a choice. sure he went along with it, but i dont see how its praise worthy
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    It's not. It's like giving people the thumbs up for becoming a POW. Sure, props for surviving it, but after you got caught, what happened wasn't up to you.
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  7. TheBigPayback

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    He allowed himself to be taken in. If he wanted to he coulda took off. Struggled. Pretty much whatever he wanted.
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  8. snowy

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    If he was divine he could of.. But a man would of died on the cross with no options like he did.. He died on the cross cause he couldnt turn the spikes driven into his hands into candy canes. He didnt ressurect someone just robbed his tomb cause that was the "cool" thing to do back in the day. His corpse being gone so soon just shows they didnt hide his body very well.
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  9. TheBigPayback

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    If someone HAD robbed the tomb the roman soldiers gaurding it woulve been decapitated. Go find out what happened if a roman soldier left his post or fell asleep on duty.
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    OR the guards robbed it themselves. Maybe they had the Original Weekend at Bernies with Jesus' corpse.

    Plus Joseph of Arimathea was a rich dude they probably figured his tomb would contain wealth as well.
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  11. Jay Bee

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    it's called turnin urself in. Many criminals do it
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  12. Froggie Fresh

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    when Jesus died his body was covered in a white garment...the imprint of his wounds from head to toe was left on that garment and it showed that Jesus was 5'11...

    once again a failed attempt at discrediting my god has been shot down by Prince Xhadi almighty...
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    This isn't debatable bruv. It's never mentioned how tall he is in the bible, but the average at the time was 5'1. Therefore, he was around 5'1. That also places Adam and Eve at like 3 inches. Evolution, how does it work?
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  14. Jay Bee

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    that's debatable bcuz experts disagree. the shroud of turin that u are referring to has debatable authenticity. the shroud has been estimated him between 5'9" to 6' 2" tall. according to william harwood:

    ""According to a medieval writer, [the Jewish historian]
    Josephus described Jesus as an old-looking man, balding, stooped, with
    joined eyebrows and approximately 135 cm (4ft 6 in.) tall." 2 This is
    based on the standard 46 cm. long regular cubit -- an ancient unit of
    distance. Using the 53 cm. special cubit, Jesus' height would have
    been about 156 cm (5ft 1in.). Harwood also makes the point that if
    Jesus were really 6 feet high, his height would have been so
    remarkable that he would certainly have been described as a very tall
    person by the writers of the Christian Scriptures."
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    he wasnt 5'1" more likely 5'6"-5'8"
    If the shroud IS from him which is very likely he may have been 5'11"
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    You realise if he was 5'11, it might of been mentioned seeing how that's 10 inches taller than average? Read Jay Bee's post.
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  17. Froggie Fresh

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    so do you people actually believe that every man walking around during that time was around the height of 5'2...then all of a sudden 2000 years later we just begin to grow???????

    OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM HAS FAILED US AGAIN!!!
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  18. Froggie Fresh

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    you fail to realize that experts follow the same agenda as the rest of the elite of this world....which is to discredit christianity in any way possible...

    FORGET WHAT AN ALLEGED BACKWARDS EXPERT SAYS...WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY?
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  19. TheBigPayback

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    Well height does depend on region, and in some time maybe but Ima say i dont think u got those sizes correct tho. 5'1"?
    I dunno a link may prove me wrong tho. Swing it if u got it.
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