Why don’t angels have machine guns?

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i thank you for appreciating it.

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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    actually the original hell was just boring.

    seriously, that was hell, a boring place of nothing where you were bored all the time

    but the church decided that wasnt scary enough
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  3. Jay Bee

    Jay Bee Boricua

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    sounds like timeout. Or mass
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  4. snowy

    snowy 39k Rap Song Music Folder

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    Reading this from a religious person trying to defend the Bible.

    Classic.
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  5. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Theres plenty. Different angel ranks like an army.
    Angels of praise < workers < watchers < messangers < warrior < Gods arch angels of fire that protect the throne
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  6. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Some classes do some dont. Cheribim have 4 Archangels have 6 read ezekiel or isaiah
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    see if god was really aliens then id believe all this crap about jobs, and warrior class angels, and workers etc etc... cuz it would make some sense

    but the fact that its supposed to be a magic land where everyone hangs out after dying, and you only are allowed in if you didnt sin too much and accept christ as your savior(forget you if youre not a christian) then thats why it sounds rediculous...

    make it believable. Aliens. That makes sense. Otherwise, it doesnt make too much sense.
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  8. Jay Bee

    Jay Bee Boricua

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    that sounds like a gang. so i guess god is the O.G.
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  9. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    You didn't answer my question.

    I asked you how you know what powers they have and to post scripture to prove it. I know there are different kinds.
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  10. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    This is getting real...

    ...in a make-believe sort of way.
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  11. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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  12. Geedorah

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    They have flame throwers.
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  13. The Steve

    The Steve Space monkey I am not

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    Better question, why are there angels at all?

    Even better question, why does god need angels to fight his battles? This guy can create the cosmos but not blink Satan's army out of existence? Yeah ok. More retarded christian logic.
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  14. jpizzle19

    jpizzle19 I got NEXT

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    Angels go ham
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