Why don’t angels have machine guns?

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  1. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    You’d think God, knowing the future, would hook his boys up with the latest technology.

    Don’t bring a flaming sword to a gun fight, nigga.


    And why do Angels have wings as if gravity applies to them? That's like me having an appendix. Why? What's the point?

    I'm done.
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  2. Jay Bee

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    anything that doesn't make physical sense will just b explained by "its not literal" like
    how will hell be torture if we have no bodies to feel pain? probably explained by saying its not ur body thats tortured but ur soul or we are given another body that is always in pain
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  3. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    My parents take everything in the Bible literally. It's awful to see grown people actually live by a book full of talking donkeys, giant bulimic fish, and hallucinating apostles.

    Stan Lee would have given angels machine guns...
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  4. Jay Bee

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    :funny::funny::funny: if hell wasn't included in the bible i wonder how many people would follow it still
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  5. TheBigPayback

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    Youre joking right. Why would an angel need a machine gun when there are a specific class of warrior angels. When the war in heaven happened God called micheal to fight the beast satan, and his army of regular arch angels. So if one warrior angel could defeat 1/3 of the angels in heaven i think hes prepared for anything.
    Angels having wings. Not sure of their purpose..what i do know is that angels travel beyond the speed of light, they can change form, they can teleport, also i believe its only the arch angel class that has wings 4 of them
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  6. TheBigPayback

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    The soulish realm came before the physical realm. Meaning the fire in hell is the original hell fire. The thing you should be asking is how hot is the original fire and brimstone that a soul can actually feel pain and be tormented. Ive told yall before its worse than you can imagine it could be.
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  7. TheBigPayback

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    Good for them. Maybe when u come home one day and your parents vanish ull understand what took place and turn.
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  8. snowy

    snowy 39k Rap Song Music Folder

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    And with no proof of the fire's heat. And the fact im not 100% crazy insane after having spent presumably an eternity in the "soulish realm". I could just as easily assume that the warmth of the original fire is kind to my soul and the fear that religions try to illicit through scare tactics is unneeded in this day and age. Its time to evolve.
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  9. TheBigPayback

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    You could assume whatever you want. Lol
    That aint makin it true
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  10. TheBigPayback

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    Read luke 14 about the rich man that went to the intermediate hell.
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  11. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    My sarcasm was noticeable enough.

    How do you know what powers angles have? You got a verse for me, bud?
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  12. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    You're so silly.
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  13. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    who knows if angels even have wings?

    that's the depiction we humans have given them, for some odd reason.

    they might not look anything like the drawings that artists have painted.

    anyway, this thread is for teh lulz so i won't get serious with it.

    :numaan:
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  14. reggie_jax

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    maybe 'flaming sword' is a reference to light sabers

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  15. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    So... angels have 6 wings and no machine guns...

    Come on now.
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  16. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    This backs up the alien theory.

    Well done.
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  17. Mrjdm998

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    Because they don't exist lol
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  18. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    deaddddddddddddddd (then resurrected).

    :numaan:
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  19. Jay Bee

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    that's still not answering the question. pain is only what the brain tells it. as shown by how some have trained there mind to ignoring pain like when people walk over burning coals. so how can we experience pain in hell with no bodies and no possibility of dying.
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  20. Shadow

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    your wordplay is unmatched
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