Why do women say that men would never be able to handle pregnancy/childbirth?

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  1. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    We can't because we're MEN... it's impossible, because we lack the equipment.

    But if we were women, we would.

    I never understood that... it's an impossible supposition.

    I guess they say that to express frustration, but that would be like men telling them, "you could never handle how good nuttin' in a bitch would be, girl... go 'head wit dat bullshit."
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  2. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    its like saying, women would cry from the pain if they ever got punched in the balls

    yes they would.
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  3. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    arrogance and to give them a false sense of being equal to men when it comes to physical strength
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  4. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Men giving birth, now that's a scary thought.
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  5. WWByeye

    WWByeye former White widow

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    I`ve heard giving a birth is so painful women just remember it hurt a world, but them forget about it, s.c. blackout. Otherwise em would never do it again.
    I was literally cut and even that despite all the medication hurt a world like 4 or 5 weeks after.
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  6. h.wood

    h.wood IMAGINATION SUPER STAR

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    I don't think I guy could handle it. The length of time being pregnant with all of the pregnancy symptoms alone would be too hard on a guy - most guys turn into babies when they are sick for just a few days. The birthing part would be like hours of the worst bathroom pains accompanied by passing an extremely large stone
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  7. Superman70

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    women fail constantly at hypothetical situations
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  8. godmother

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    Because it's a different kind of pain -- it's internal and very specific. Women build up to being up able to handle childbirth pain their whole lifes ala periods, which is a much milder sensation but similar. The same way a woman cannot understand a swift kick to the nuts, a man cannot understand childbirth. It is your body that does not understand.

    There is a lot of sexism on this forum. But whatever.
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    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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    I feel stupider after reading that
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  10. Ignorant

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    Of course, given our present chemistry, it would be impossible for men to handle childbirth... but if we were women, then we would handle it just as well you women... that's the point.

    Why do women even say that, though?

    Is it to even up the battle of the sexes?
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  11. Ignorant

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    Girl, you know you can't handle nuttin' if you had a dick... the shit would be too powerful fa yo' ass... go 'head wit dat bullshit.
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  13. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    have you ever seen a girl trying to get ready for a night out?

    break a nail?

    not get her way?

    do physical work?

    get 3 questions asked to them in ***** succession?

    be under any form of pressure?

    etc. etc. etc.

    be happy that guys only ask for sympathy when they're physically unable to move without being in excrutiating pain. imagine if we whined and complained over nonsensical bullshit as much as women? fuck outta here with men turn into babies when they're sick. women turn into babies when they see a baby.
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    had 6 babies.
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    y u no babysit?
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  15. Geedorah

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    Even the thought of it :donotwant:
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  16. Ignorant

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    Props!!

    Women say that as if women don't scream, holler and faint when they go through childbirth... most women in America don't even experience natural childbirth these days... they get C-sections or they get doped up to reduce the pain... big difference from going through it naturally.
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  17. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    The "doped up" thing has been trending here in Europe for about 6 to 10 years. It started with only a few hospitals making that option available, then spread...

    :idk:
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  18. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Women have a higher tolerence for pain. If any man in here woke up tomorrow with a pussy and was pregnant u'd hit the ceiling

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  19. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    let me punch a woman in the arm, then let a woman punch me in the arm. we can see who can tolerate it more.
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  20. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    actually, ignore my previous post. if any man wokeup today with a pussy and was pregnant; they'd be a woman. and if under your scenario the "man" would hit the ceiling, you're actually saying the woman would hit the ceiling.

    you just defeated your own argument in the same sentence.
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