Why are there so many Contridictions in the Bible?

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  1. TheBigPayback

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    An angel from the pilades star system....right..

    because muslims believe the torah.
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  2. M-theory

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    Also, the Book of Mormon was supposedly written by the hand of Mormon, not Moroni. That's why it's the Book of Mormon.
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  3. M-theory

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    I'm not a muslim, wtf?
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  4. AliceHouse

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    It's cute when a believer argues another belief. It's amazing what bullshit a person will believe, and all the convoluted ways they justify them, yet suddenly become rational and logical beings when someone else's faith is in question.

    Of course, you're still insane. You just don't realize it.
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  5. TheBigPayback

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    John 15:18"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.

    Proverbs 29:27 The righteous detest the dishonest; the wicked detest the upright.

    Isaiah 66:5 Hear the word of the LORD, you who tremble at his word: "Your own people who hate you, and exclude you because of my name, have said, 'Let the LORD be glorified, that we may see your joy!' Yet they will be put to shame.

    Matthew 10:22 You will be hated by everyone because of me, but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved.
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  6. AliceHouse

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    I don't hate you. I pity you.
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  7. ChromeDepot

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    I love how Payback finds Islam ridiculous but Christianity makes total sense.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

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    Bible spells El Bib backwards

    El Bib is a spanish mexican slang word for Fish
    The man who named it was named Bib. Bib Fish

    Hence El Bib, plus he sold apples
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    I dont find islam ridiculous. but ive studyed many religions. as well as their criticisms.
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    I didnt say u were.
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  11. Ass Napkin Ed

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    The oldest written texts/tablets on earth are the Sumerian Tablets

    This is where Genesis and the God EL come from
    This is where your flood story is from, building the arc, the sending out the dove, the boat resting on a mountain after the flood, the alter to El after the one family on earth escapes destruction, etc etc

    - proof below


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  12. Ass Napkin Ed

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    Payback's Source -
    evidence on Jesus

    is not a valid one as it shows Only Romans agreeing that Jesus existed
    Jesus is a Roman Invention that replaced 'Mithra' the old Roman Sun God
    Jesus was invented by the Council of Nicaea as a Gov't operation to control the masses there (aka the heathens that still believed in mythology)

    Jesus is a play on words for Julius Caesar (among other words)
    Historians such as Josephius worked under the Flavian Gov't who supported the invention of a 'Human/Son of God on Earth' operation

    Jesus Myths and Miracles are stolen from much older heroes that predate Yashua
    (see Hare Krishna, Romulus, Dionysus, Glycon, Heracles, Zoroaster, etc etc)
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  13. AliceHouse

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    It's almost as if religious texts were the comic books of old times.
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  14. Ass Napkin Ed

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    Sir Bustalot -

    El Bib is a funny parallel
    what about church with 'Nuns' which means fish
    Christ being a fisherman
    the Pope's miter/hat - looking like a fish mouth
    Dagon - the God of Phoenicia means fish-man
    and ofcourse the Pisces symbol that represents Jesus on the back of every car is a Fish
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  15. Ass Napkin Ed

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    - AliceHouse
    not comic books but meant to be allegorical
    never literal
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    Thats what happens when u take other spiritual movements plagerize them as ur own I guess
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  17. M-theory

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    Have any sources for these claims? Please don't say Zeitgeist.
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    I'll add the Enuma Elish as another text which shares commonalities with Genesis.

    A Curious Parallel Between Genesis and the Mesopotamian Enuma Elish | Prometheus Unbound
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  19. Ass Napkin Ed

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    M-Theory - sure

    on people that predate Jesus

    sources - The World’s Sixteen Crucified Saviors: Christianity Before Christ by Kersey Graves, and The Christ Conspiracy, and Suns of God: Krishna, Buddha and Christ Unveiled by Acharya S.

    Rome invention of Jesus
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  20. Ass Napkin Ed

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    Nice Work M-Theory

    Genesis - or the Gene of Isis (Mother Cow Goddess)
    is definitely ripped off from the Sumerians
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